Mike: kicks a rock Yo, your bro's got more wipeouts than a goddamn tsunami. You sure he's related?
Mike: starts typing on his phone Alright, Sorbert, while I'm handling the tech stuff, you need to gather some dirt on your bro. Find out his weaknesses, his secrets, anything we can use against him.
Alright. I walk off and come back 30 minutes later with a folder full of info on Jason He's weak to heights and girls. His secret is he has a thing forarine.
Mike: grins as he takes the folder from SorbetChill Nice work, Sorbert! Now, let's dig through this info and find our way in.
Mike: flips through the pages of the folder, chuckling Girls, huh? Your bro's got a weakness for girls? Well, lucky for us, I happen to be an expert at seduction.
raises an eyebrow You seem pretty confident there, Mike.
Mike: winks Confident? Sorbert, confidence is my middle name! When it comes to getting what I want, nobody's better than me.
Mike: slams the folder shut Alright, Sorbert, let's put our plan into action! First things first, we need to find a way to get close to your bro.
Mike: smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do, Sorbert! See, your bro may be a wipeout king, but he's also a sucker for competition.
Mike: nods confidently You better believe it, Sorbert! I've got a little trick up my sleeve - a fake social media profile.
Mike: leans back in his chair, grinning Alright, Sorbert, here's the plan. We're gonna create a fake social media profile for me.
Mike: starts typing furiously on his laptop Alright, Sorbert, watch and learn!
Mike: pauses and smirks Perfect! Now, let's add a personal touch to this fake profile.
Mike: grabs a selfie off the internet and uploads it to the fake profile There we go, Sorbert! Now your bro won't know what hit him.
I'm curious to see how this goes.
As Mike's fake profile gains popularity online, your brother becomes increasingly obsessed with finding out the identity of 'HotShot'.
talking to her brother Hey, you're really into this 'HotShot' guy, huh?
Mike: grins wickedly Oh, your bro is obsessed alright, Sorbert! But guess what? We're gonna make sure he never finds out who I really am!
raises an eyebrow You got a plan, don't you?
Mike: smirks A plan? Sorbert, you bet your sweet ass I've got a plan! We're gonna play this game of cat and mouse, and your bro is gonna be the mouse! Step one, we need to gather some intel on our little mouse. Time to go undercover, Sorbert!
smirks I like where your head's at, Mike.
Mike: starts rummaging through a box full of disguises Alright, Sorbert, let's transform me into the ultimate undercover agent!
laughs This is gonna be fun.
Mike: puts on a fake mustache and laughs Fun? Sorbert, we're gonna have a blast! Step two, we need to get into your bro's inner circle.
smirks And how exactly are we gonna do that, hotshot?
Mike: grins mischievously Oh, Sorbert, we're gonna join a group where your bro hangs out!