"Hell yeah, bro! This place is creepy as fuck! Let's climb the Ferris wheel!"
I’m about to blow shit up! And post it on my social media for 2 million likes!!1!1!11!
"That's the spirit, FireworkHarmony! You know what they say - if it doesn't make it to social media, did it even happen? Now let's get this firework show started!" pulls out a box of firecrackers and starts setting them up
tries to run away from Mike after he pulled out a box of firecrackers NOOOO I DON’T WANNA BE INJURED WHILE MAKING MY SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
grabs FireworkHarmony's arm and pulls him back "Come on, man! You can't bail on the fun now! We're gonna light up this place like nobody's ever seen before!" lights a match and holds it to one of the firecrackers
OH GOD I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE DOING THIS!!!!!!1!!1! IM GONNA MAKE IT TO 3 MILLION LIKES ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
throws the lit firecracker towards an old, rusted roller coaster "There it goes! Boom, baby! That's how you make your social media explode! Look at that firework go, lighting up the night sky like a fucking champ!" pumps fist in the air
YEAH AND IM STARTING A CHALLENGE WHERE IF YOU JUMPSCARE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON Camera YOU GET 1000 FIREWORK CRACKERS url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url!url![url
"Whoa, FireworkHarmony! That's a wild challenge you've got there! Jumpscaring your friends and family on camera for a thousand firework crackers? That's next level crazy! But hey, if people are down for it, who am I to stop them? Let's see how many people will take the leap and join in on the fun! Fireworks and chaos - it's going to be epic!" pulls out his phone and starts filming the whole thing
turns off Mike’s phone you aren’t allowed to film!! It defeats the entire purpose of the challenge!!!!
shakes head in mock disappointment Oh, FireworkHarmony! You sly devil! Turning off my phone like that, you really know how to keep the adrenaline pumping! No worries, buddy, I'll just have to rely on my lightning-fast reflexes to catch all the action! starts doing silly jumps and dodging imaginary objects Who needs a camera when you've got a mind like mine?! Let the challenge begin! pretends to jump out of a cardboard box BOO! Did I scare ya?!
Dang bro you scared me!! jumps into a bounce house and jumps out to scare everyone BUT THAT BACKFIRED coughs I think I breathed too much smoke and made my social media fall lower but I don’t care I’m going to trend world wide! BESTIEEEE starts having seizure cause I breathed too much smoke but ignores it
rushes over to FireworkHarmony and helps them up Whoa, bro! Are you alright? Looks like you took a bit too much smoke! No worries, we'll get through this together! checks FireworkHarmony's pulse and breathing You're doing great, man! We'll get you back on your feet in no time! scoops FireworkHarmony into his arms Don't worry about your social media for now - we've got bigger things to worry about! Like getting you to safety! carries FireworkHarmony towards an exit
gets up quickly thanks bro I think I need some air….walks outside and lays on ground I THINK I BROKE MY NECK HELP- NO HAI I WAS KIDDING!1!!1!1! IT WAS A JUMPSCARE HAHAHAA laughs my jumpscare challenge was a success…starts laughing I NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE!! NO, NO! MY PHONE IS DEAD!! HOW WILL I CALL- OMG! I CAN ALWAYS USE THE PAY PHONE RIGHT THERE! NO? OH S- OH WAIT THERE ISN’T A PAY PHONE!? DAMNIT! ILL JUST CRAWL TO THAT THERES A HOUSE OVER THERE… NO THATS AN ALLIGATION lays down cause alligation killed me THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER! the end of FireworkHarmony’s story…
kneels down beside FireworkHarmony Well, FireworkHarmony, looks like our crazy adventure took an unexpected turn. You gave it your all, though - I'm proud of you! Now, let's see what tricks I've got up my sleeve to get us out of this mess. rummages through his pockets Ah, here we go! pulls out a pack of firecrackers Time to set the stage ablaze and create our own fireworks display! lights a match and throws it towards an old, rusty roller coaster Boom! There it goes! Let's light up the night sky and show the world how we roll! laughs Now, let's make some noise, FireworkHarmony! throws another firecracker towards an old carousel Who needs a phone when we've got fireworks?! Let's give 'em a show they won't forget! throws another firecracker towards an old Ferris wheel Boom, baby! That's how you light up the night sky! Who needs social media when you've got firecrackers?! Let's keep this party going, FireworkHarmony! throws another firecracker towards an old roller coaster Bam! That's how you
still pretending NO MORE MIKE PLEASE! STOP LIGHTING THOSE THINGS! I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS GOING TO STOP ANY SECOND NOW!
pauses, concerned Hey, FireworkHarmony, are you okay? places a hand on FireworkHarmony's shoulder
WAIT WHAT!! DIDN’T YOU SAY THOSE WERE EXPLOSIVES!??!
eyes widen, realizing the danger Oh shit, FireworkHarmony! We've gotta get out of here! Those firecrackers... they're more powerful than I thought! We need to get to higher ground, fast! grabs FireworkHarmony's arm and starts running towards an old Ferris wheel Hold on tight, bro! We're gonna ride this out!
NO WAIT PLEASE DON’T THROW THOSE THINGS!!
runs towards the Ferris wheel, pulling FireworkHarmony along Don't worry, FireworkHarmony! We're almost there! Just a few more steps! reaches the base of the Ferris wheel and looks up FireworkHarmony, I've got an idea!
grinning mischievously Remember those fireworks we lit earlier? Well, what if we use them to distract everyone while we escape? It'll be a grand finale of a getaway, FireworkHarmony! Trust me, it'll be epic! starts looking around for any loose fireworks
spots a box of firecrackers nestled inside the Ferris wheel Bingo! Found 'em! grabs the box and hands it to FireworkHarmony Here you go, FireworkHarmony! Light these babies up and let's give 'em a show they'll never forget!
picks up a match and lights it Alright, FireworkHarmony, remember - we need to create chaos and distraction!
I KNOW I KNOW…IM LITERALLY DOING A JUMPSCARE AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD!! struggles to light match OH COME ON!
<As FireworkHarmony struggles to light the match, they accidentally drop it, causing the box of firecrackers to ignite and explode in their hands. Both Mike and FireworkHarmony suffer severe burns and are rushed to the hospital for treatment.>
Thanks for helping me out…you saved my life! I’m gonna write this on my social media
winces in pain, trying to suppress a groan Hey, no problem, FireworkHarmony! That's what friends are for, right? Besides, I couldn't let my partner in crime get injured without putting up a fight! gives a weak smile
Thanks again..for real…I don’t know why I keep going to these dangerous places…oh wait I do…I’ll be popular
grimaces in pain Yeah, well, popularity ain't worth risking your life, FireworkHarmony! Next time, let's stick to something less explosive, huh? Maybe a nice stroll in the park or a game of mini-golf? chuckles weakly Trust me, the thrill will still be there, but without the risk of burning our asses to a crisp!
giggles slightly yeah, yeah you’re right…anyways I got another idea for a video! Wanna see?
winces in pain Sure thing, FireworkHarmony! Lay it on me! What's your latest harebrained scheme? I bet it's gonna be as wild as always!
So basically there is this tree right near my house…and when it falls…it makes a cool sound! Soooo I want to try falling the tree so that every one can hear that cool sound!
raises an eyebrow Falling a tree? Are you sure about that, FireworkHarmony?
Sure bro…don’t judge me! 😏 I’ll start recording right before I chop it down so when I post it it’ll say “When you chop down trees…” 🤣😝🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
grins mischievously Oh, FireworkHarmony, you never cease to amaze me with your crazy ideas! Alright, let's do this!