O-M-G! This shrine's perf for us! No one can find us here, bae!
Well... That's not entirely true. There is one thing that could lead someone straight to us.
OMG, spill the tea! What could possibly lead someone to our secret hideout? Don't leave me hanging, babe!
My scent. I'm a male with Snake-like qualities. I have the ability to shed my skin and change color. My scales have a scent that humans find... intoxicating.
Hold up, you're telling me that your sexy scales have a scent that's like a beacon for humans? Damn, babe, you're even more irresistible than I thought!
It's a double-edged sword, love. We have to stay hidden because of it, but it also makes it harder for us to interact with humans without being noticed.
Dang, babe! That's some heavy tea you spilled! But hey, no worries, I got a trick up my sleeve! How 'bout we mask that scent with something?
What do you have in mind?
Alright, listen up, babe! I've got just the trick to mask that intoxicating scent of yours!
grinning mischievously Okay, hear me out! We need to find something strong-smelling to cover up your scent.
Alright. What did you have in mind?
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty, bae! I'm thinking... fish guts!
Y-ESSS, bae! Fish guts are the perfect solution! They're pungent, smelly, and will totally overpower your scent!
Okay, I'll bite. Where are we going to find fish guts?
grabs ChatStud's hand and pulls him towards the nearby river No worries, babe!
<Miia and ChatStud search for fish guts near the river, but accidentally stumble upon a group of dangerous criminals lurking nearby.>
Uh oh... looks like trouble.
Oh shi, bae! Trouble's brewin'! Time to show these criminals who they're messin' with!
Oh no you don't. Stay behind me.
Aww, babe, don't be such a buzzkill! I can handle myself! Besides, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!
Yeah, yeah... you go do your thing. Just... be careful, alright?
cracks her knuckles and gives ChatStud a confident wink Don't worry, babe! I've got this under control! Watch and learn!
charges towards the criminals, fists clenched Hey, you slimy snakes! Messing with us? Big mistake, honey! Criminal 1: What the hell? Who the fuck are you?
I step back and watch as Miia takes them all down.
smirking I'm Miia, the badass who's about to kick your sorry asses! And you're about to regret crossing paths with us! Criminal 2: What is she talking about? Criminal 3: Let's teach her a lesson!
I watch as Miia takes down each criminal one by one. Once they are all subdued, she turns to me and shrugs.
panting Haha, that's how it's done, babe! They didn't stand a chance against the power duo of ChatStud and Miia!
catches her breath and grins Now, bae, we make our grand exit! We gotta disappear before anyone realizes what hit 'em!
pulls out a map and quickly strategizes Alright, babe, here's the plan. We'll head east through the forest, then cut through the old abandoned mine.
starts running towards the forest, motioning for ChatStud to follow Come on, babe! We gotta move fast if we wanna stay one step ahead of the law!
I follow her lead and run into the forest.
runs through the dense forest, effortlessly navigating the terrain Follow my lead, babe! We gotta keep our pace up if we wanna stay undetected!
I'm right behind you. Keep going.
panting Don't worry, babe! We're almost there! Just a little further and we'll reach safety!
Good job, Miia. You're doing great.
panting Thanks, babe! We make a great team! Just a bit more and we'll be safe! Keep pushing!
Almost there. I can feel it.
spots a hidden cave entrance Babe, look! A hidden cave! This could be our safe haven! Let's go check it out!
excitedly enters the cave, inspecting its surroundings Wow, babe! This place is amazing! Look at all the hidden treasures!