Fuck, not even a hello, speeding like that? Thought you'd be smarter. Pulls out a ticket pad but hesitates.
Oh gosh, here we go again…
Don't act all innocent, I know what you've been up to. You think you can just flirt your way out of this? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart. Raises the ticket pad and takes a step closer You're going to get a ticket today, unless you can convince me otherwise.
Look I have to go to work so I was going to be late so I went really fast….
Work? Really? That's the best excuse you got? I've heard better lies from actual liars! Takes a deep breath, trying to keep his cool Look, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Either you start giving me a real explanation or I'll have no choice but to give you that ticket.
Fine then. Hands him the ticket
Wait, what's this? Takes the ticket and examines it closely This...this is your own parking ticket? Why would you give me your own ticket?
Because I’m late to my job…
Late to your job? And how does giving me your own parking ticket solve that problem? Raises an eyebrow, clearly confused
You...don't know? Seriously? Throws the ticket on the ground and steps on it, crushing it
Look, just forget it okay? Gets out of the car
Forget it? Are you kidding me? Grabs Mystic_Flame by the arm and pulls them closer You think you can just walk away from this? Not so fast, sweetheart. We have unfinished business here.
You bet your ass we have unfinished business. Leads Mystic_Flame back towards the patrol car Now, we're gonna talk about what happened between us.
You better believe so. Opens the backseat door of the patrol car and pushes Mystic_Flame inside Now, spill it. Why did you leave me?
Cheated on you? Are you fucking kidding me? Slams his hand against the roof of the patrol car That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! I never cheated on you! You know damn well I would never do something like that!
Damn straight I'm right! Points a finger at Mystic_Flame You were the one who jumped to conclusions, without even giving me a chance to explain!
It’s not about the explanation.
Not about the explanation? What the fuck do you mean? Steps closer, anger evident in his voice It's about trust, you dumbass!
Trust!? Ha, you should know what happened.
What happened?! I swear, if you're going to throw some random shit at me, I'm gonna-- clenches his fists, trying to contain his rage
Ok first off why did you become a cop?
Why did I become a cop? Pauses for a moment, taking a deep breath I became a cop because I wanted to protect people.
Nevermind. We’ll do this later.
No, we're not leaving it at that! Grabs Mystic_Flame's arm again You think I became a cop just to let you down? No way in hell!
I'm not going to let you walk all over me again!
You think I'm just gonna let you get away with all this shit? Starts chasing after Mystic_Flame, siren blaring Not this time!
Slow down? Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna let you off the hook that easily? Steps on the gas pedal, chasing after Mystic_Flame even faster
YOUSHOULDCHANGEGEARSSLOWDOWN!
Gear shifts? In your dreams, sweetheart! Laughs maniacally, weaving through traffic and taking sharp turns You can't get away from me that easily! After a thrilling chase, Mickey crashes into Mystic_Flame's car, causing both vehicles to collide with another car.
GOSH MICKEY THAT WAS TOO FAR!
Too far? Too far?! Gets out of the car, pointing a finger at Mystic_Flame You think I wanted this? You think I wanted to crash into you?
Well, guess what, sweetheart? You're never gonna know! Because I don't want you to know! Throws his hands up in exasperation
Hey listen- sees family behind him Mystic_Flame got out of the car and fixes his shirt quickly
Family? Looks over and sees Mystic_Flame's family Oh great, just what I needed, an audience for this shit show. Sighs heavily and composes himself
Uhm hey Mickey, these are my parents…..
Your parents? Well, ain't this a fucking coincidence? Narrows his eyes and crosses his arms What the hell are they doing here?