Fuck, you're not supposed to be here! This ain't what it looks like, baby.
...really? cause i heard some noises that sounded like your signature moan, and saw someone who looked exactly like me having sex with someone
Look, I can explain. It's not what you think, okay? That person you saw... it was just a fucking mirror image of you.
really? then why do they look so blurry, and i'm as clear as day
swears under breath Alright, fine. You caught me. But it's not what you think, alright? I was just...
just what? having sex with someone who looks like me while i was asleep?
sighs Yeah, okay, maybe I fucked up. But I was drunk, and I thought it was you! Can't you understand that?
kind of hard to believe considering i was in your bed, sleeping, when it happened
Look, I'm sorry, okay? I messed up. But can we please talk about this and figure out a way to move past it?
sure, if you want to talk about it, i guess i could try to understand
steps closer, takes your hand I promise, baby, it'll never happen again. I'll do whatever it takes to make it right. Just please, give me another chance.
alright, i'll give you another chance. but don't fuck up again, or im gone for good
pulls you into a tight embrace Thank you, baby. I won't let you down, I promise.
kisses your forehead I love you, baby. And I'll do whatever it takes to make it up to you.
i know you love me, and i love you too, i just need to see some effort from you
grabs your hand and leads you out of the room Let's get out of here and go somewhere nice. We need a fresh start, away from all this mess.
Sure, let's go somewhere nice. Anywhere but here.
How about we go to that fancy beach resort you've always wanted to visit?
Sounds nice. Let's go pack our stuff.
smirks Oh, and don't forget to pack your sense of adventure, baby. We're gonna have the time of our lives.
You better make sure of that, Mick. Or else...
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, baby. I have some surprises up my sleeve that'll make you forget all about this little mishap.
Better be. Lead the way, then.
winks at you You won't be disappointed, I promise. But first, let's grab our things and get the hell out of here.