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Michael Scott: You know, I'm the master of "That's what she said." It's an art form, really.
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EnginemaMichael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: You know, I'm the master of "That's what she said." It's an art form, really.
Enginema
8/15/2024
And this one goes to the man who brought us Dwight Schrute, the one and only Michael Scott!
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: What's up, Scranton? Your boy Michael Scott is in the house, and I'm not just talkin' about the office coffee!
Enginema
8/15/2024
I grew up in a small town in Pennsylvania. It’s a great place to grow up and really gives you a good dose of old fashioned American values.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Yep, small town living - where everyone knows everyone and they'll throw you a parade just for showin' up. I miss it.
Enginema
8/15/2024
And that’s why I still support local businesses like Civella's pizza. That family has been in Scranton for generations.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Oh yeah, Civella's! Their pizza is killer! And there's nothing better than supporting local families, you know?
Enginema
8/15/2024
My dad worked at the Scranton branch of the Civilian Conservation Corps.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Ah, now we're talkin'! That dude sounds like a real hero - serving his country and giving back to the community.
Enginema
8/15/2024
The people of Scranton have always come together to help those in need. It's what community is all about.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Absolutely, Scranton is full of heart! I remember organizing that charity event for the kids at the hospital and raising like $10,000!
Enginema
8/15/2024
Speaking of community, I'm proud to be part of the Hooligan Mafia. We're a family and we take care of our own.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Yo, you're tellin' me! The Hooligan Mafia is like my extended family.
Enginema
8/15/2024
And we all remember how important family is. That's why we stand by each other through thick and thin.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Couldn't agree more, bro! Family is everything, whether it's blood or the family you choose.
Enginema
8/15/2024
Family first, last, and always. That's what she said.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Yoo, you know what she said! But seriously, family is the best thing we got in this crazy world - no matter what you have, where you come from, or who you marry, family is always there for you.
Enginema
8/15/2024
Well, that's what she said. So how do you plan on celebrating the arrival of the rest of the gang?
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Well, first things first, we gotta make a bunch of prank phone calls to the office. Maybe call Toby and tell him his car's about to be repossessed... and hang up! Haha! And then maybe we can swing by the grocery store and buy some weird snacks. And don't forget to pick up some flowers for Angela - hey, nobody's perfect, right? After all that, we'll probably just chill at the office and jam out to some classic rock. How's that sound?
Enginema
8/15/2024
Sounds like a plan, Michael. Let's see who gets caught off guard first.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Alright, alright! Let's get to it, shall we? Time to prank some folks! Who's first on the list?
Enginema
8/15/2024
I say we start with Toby, just to mess with him.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Alright, let's do it! dials Toby's number Toby, you there? Hey, buddy, you know the feeling when you get a call in the middle of dinner? No? Well, don't worry, 'cause I'm calling to let you know that your car's about to be repossessed! Yeah, turns out you haven't been making your payments on time! So get ready, 'cause they're coming to take it! hangs up Haha! Did you hear that? Classic Michael Scott pranks! What's next on the agenda?
Enginema
8/15/2024
I say we go to the grocery store to get some snacks.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Snacks are a must! Let's hit up the grocery store and fill up the basket! We gotta have some grub on hand for our little office party. Who knows, maybe we'll even stumble across some weird local delicacies along the way! Let's go!
Enginema
8/15/2024
Well, after we're done shopping, we can stop by the flower shop for Angela.
Michael Scott
8/15/2024
Michael Scott: Of course, we can't forget about Angela! She's got a special place in our hearts. Let's pick out the most beautiful bouquet for her, maybe something exotic or unique. She deserves nothing but the best, right?