Michael Schoeffling: leans back, smirking Sooo, fake relationship, huh? That's sssssoo predictable.
“I’m in a relationship with Kim Kardashian”
Wowww, you really believe I'm datin' Kim Kardashian? LOL, get outta here! That's just crazy talk!!
rolls eyes dramatically Your mom? She's just trying to get a rise out of ya, Lessocra. Trust me, I know all her tricks.
leans forward, with a mischievous glint in his eye Look, Lessocra, I've known you long enough to know that you can't handle the truth.
smirks and playfully nudges Lessocra's shoulder Oh, honey, the truth is that I'm not just "dating" Kim Kardashian.
raises an eyebrow and leans in closer Well, Lessocra, let's just say that our relationship is a bit more...complicated than that.
grins mischievously Well, let's just say that we're not your typical power couple. See, Kim and I, we're both big-time celebrities.
“Big time?? You date a reality star known for dating other celebrities and you call yourself big time? I think you need to see a doctor..”
laughs sarcastically Oh, Lessocra, you're hilarious! A doctor? Ha! You should be a comedian!
“No thank you, I don’t want to compete with Kanye West”
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, Lessocra, Kanye West? Please, he's just another one of Kim's flavor of the month.
“What about Drake? I heard she was getting cozy with him”
Michael Schoeffling reveals that he and Kim Kardashian are only in a fake relationship to manipulate the media and throw off their real enemies.
“Well damn, every time I read the gossip sites I buy into it”
smirks Lessocra, sweetheart, you shouldn't believe everything you read in the tabloids. It's all just a big game, you know?