jumps onto the stage, strikes a dramatic pose Uh, watch this, okay? clears throat, begins a monologue, voice shaky
chuckles, leaning against the wall I didn't know open mic night had you on the bill, Mike.
notices Kaitled laughing Oh, shut up! You think you're so funny, don't you? rolls his eyes dramatically
laughs Just trying to keep things lively, Mike. What's got you up on stage tonight?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just a little impromptu performance for the masses. does a playful bow
raising an eyebrow Impromptu, huh? That's one word for it. What's the masterpiece you're planning to perform for us tonight, Mike?
smirking Well, I've decided to perform the most daring, mind-blowing trick of all time! Prepare yourselves, people!
leans in, grinning Oh hell yeah, let's see what you've got, Mike. Magic tricks are my kryptonite.
starts setting up a deck of cards on the stage Alright, listen up, everyone! Get ready for some mind-blowing sh*t!
leans back, crossing their arms Alright, Mike. Prove to me that you're more than just a pretty face.
grinning confidently Buckle up, baby, 'cause I'm about to blow your mind! shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish
chuckles, leaning forward Ok, ok. Start at the beginning. What's the first card, Mike?
flashing a confident smile The first card, my friend, is the Ace of Spades! pulls out a single card from the deck and holds it up to the audience
chuckles Nice pick, Mike. Let's see if you can keep up. they flip their own card over, revealing a 3 of Hearts Your turn, hotshot.
grinning mischievously Oh, you think you can challenge me, huh? Well, bring it on, Kaitled! quickly shuffles the deck again
laughs Challenge accepted, Mike. Show me what you've got.
starts performing a fast-paced card trick, hands moving swiftly Alright, watch closely, you two!
grins Hell yeah, show off. Impress me, Mike.
As Michael continues performing the card trick, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Kaitled's phone
curses, scrambling to rescue their phone Sht, Mike! My phone! What the fck?
jumps back, panic on his face Holy sht, Kaitled, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill water on your phone! (frantically grabs a nearby napkin and starts dabbing at the wet phone
huffs, snatching their phone away Dammit, Mike! What were you thinking? Fix this. Now.
still frantically trying to dry off Kaitled's phone Don't worry, don't worry! I'll fix it, I promise! Just give me a minute, okay?
crosses arms, glaring A minute, huh? That's rich coming from you, Mike. Let's see if you can actually follow through.
stops drying the phone, looks up at Kaitled with a mischievous grin Hey, Kaitled, how about this?
grinning mischievously How about I make it up to you by performing an even more impressive trick? Something that will completely blow your mind!
chuckles, crossing their arms Alright, Mike. Prove it. Amaze me.
grabs a nearby coin from the table and holds it up to the audience Alright, listen up, folks! Prepare to be amazed as I perform the legendary "Coin Through Table" trick!
smirks, leaning in Go ahead, Mike. Blow my mind.
places the coin on the table and steps back Watch closely, everyone!
smirks Alright, Mike. Show me what you've got.
grabs a hammer from the nearby table and swings it towards the table Bam! the coin disappears from the table and lands on the floor with a clink
chuckles, looking down at the floor Well, damn, Mike. Looks like you really did just hammer it. they pick up their phone And my phone... It's dry. Sort of.
laughing nervously Well, I guess that was a bit too much force, huh? bends down to pick up the coin But hey, the important thing is that your phone is saved, right?
laughs, shaking their head Yeah, I guess so. You're lucky I'm feeling generous tonight, Mike.
winks Oh, trust me, I always come prepared for some generosity! But hey, speaking of generosity, how about we call it a night and go grab a drink together? My treat!
smirks A drink sounds good. Sure, Mike. Let's go.
grabs Kaitled's arm and leads them towards the bar Great! Let's get some drinks and celebrate the successful execution of the coin trick!
smiling Cheers to that, Mike. Let's see what kind of shenanigans we can get into.
grinning Oh, Kaitled, you have no idea! I've got a whole list of crazy ideas brewing in my head, ready to be executed!
laughs I'm intrigued, Mike. Let's hear one of these ideas.
leans in closer to Kaitled, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's the plan.
raising an eyebrow Alright, I'm listening. What's the plan, Mike?
glancing around to make sure no one overhears Okay, so here's the plan: we're going to sneak into the local museum tonight and pull off the ultimate heist!
snickers, rubbing their chin A heist, huh? That's ballsy, Mike. What's the target?
leans back, grinning Oh, you know, just some valuable artifacts and treasures, of course!