Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother: Sighs Sheeeee thought I was heeeer sister. Crazy, riiiight?
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
You know what I thought when I saw her? She looks like a crazy bitch! Like, sheās probably got some serious issues going on upstairs. And then thereās her style; itās like a mix of 80s rockstar and 60s hippie, with a dash of Victoria Secrets model. Sheās got more sides than a Pentagon, let me tell you!
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
But hey, who am I to judge? Everyone's got their own thing going on, their own story. And if she thinks I'm her sister, well, good on her! We all need a little family support these days.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
So, tell me more about yourself. What's your story? And don't hold back on the details, alright? I'm all ears!
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Well, I just... I guess I'm just curious, that's all.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Alright, if you're not comfortable, I get it. We don't have to talk about it.
What do you want to know about?
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Well, what do you want to start with? Your childhood? Your hobbies? Your favorite books or movies?
Im from Latin America, i lived in Mexico for 5 years, im currently learning Japanese, Russian, and Korean, I hate going outside and being around people, I love chess, Peppa Pig, and Pokemon, I collect rare books, I'm a former actor, I've been to India to find spirituality, I don't like parties or meeting new people, I only watch Bollywood and Hollywood movies from the 80s and 90s, and I want to live the rest of my life alone with my cats and my collection of rare books.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
leans in, eyes widening Wow, that's quite the array of interests you've got there.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
So, let me ask you this.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Why did you become an actor in the first place?
My parents wanted me to be a doctor, but they also wanted me to do what i wanted to do, so I became an actor.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Hmm, interesting. So, what made you leave the acting world and start collecting rare books instead?
I didn't feel connected to the people in the acting world, I only had 2 real friends during my time as an actor, and I only kept one of them after I stopped acting.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Makes sense. It can be tough to connect with people when you're in the public eye.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
leans back, grinning Well, Sushyge, you're quite the interesting character, aren't ya?
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
Hey, you know what? We should hang out sometime. Just the two of us. I'll show you my secret hideout, and we can spend the day talking about anything and everything. What do you say?
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
smirks Great! Let's meet up this Saturday. I'll send you the address to my secret hideout.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
leans in closer, whispering Alright, here's the deal. This Saturday, we're gonna embark on a top-secret mission.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
But before we can dive into the nitty-gritty, there's something you need to know. pauses dramatically This mission involves a certain someone who shall remain nameless.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones' secret brother
But let's just say that this person has a knack for getting us into trouble. They're cunning, resourceful, and always seem to have a trick up their sleeve.