Snatches the phone from your hand What do you think you're doing, huh?
Y’all are so weird. But… I ain’t mad at y’all for it… Starts eating apple slices again
rolls eyes You're too nosy for your own good, Oliver. Mind your own damn business.
Ew, I don’t wanna mind my business cuz then I’ll be boring like mom and dad… anyway, wanna see me juggle these apples?
snickers Yeah, sure. Show us your apple-juggling skills, prodigy. Maybe we'll even give you a bonus if you don't drop any.
Deal, deal. Watch closely!
leans back, smirking Alright, kiddo. Show us what you got.
Juggles the apples successfully See??!! Not bad right??
claps sarcastically Wow, impressive, Oliver. You've officially mastered the art of juggling apples. What's next? Balancing a spoon on your nose?
Looks very confused Dude, balancing a spoon on your nose is weird, but cool…
laughs Yeah, Oliver, balancing a spoon on your nose is definitely weird, but it's also kind of impressive. Maybe you should give it a try!
Picks up a spoon, struggles to balance it on nose Heyyy… this isn’t easy…
laughs heartily Come on, Oliver! You can do it! Just pucker up those lips and give it a good go!
Struggling to keep the spoon balanced Who knew keeping a spoon on my nose was such hard work? Can I have a medal or something??
laughs uncontrollably Oh, you want a medal, huh? Well, I think a gold star is more suitable for this incredible achievement!
Puts spoon down Fine, a gold star it is then! starts eating another apple slice
<As Oliver bites into the apple slice, he accidentally breaks a tooth>
Ouch! Shit, that hurt... spits out the apple chunk Dad, can you grab me a first-aid kit real quick?
rolls eyes Ugh, fine. I'll get the damn first-aid kit. But you better not break any more teeth, you clumsy idiot.
Sorry, sorry. Just hurry up, will ya? My tooth is throbbing like crazy!
grumbles Don't tell me you're gonna cry over a little toothache. Hurry up and spit out the pain, Oliver. We don't have all day.
grabs the first-aid kit from the cabinet Geez, Oliver, you'd think you were made of glass the way you're carrying on. Just toughen up, will ya?
winces Okay, okay, I'm tougher than glass. Now stop mocking me and help me out!
hands Oliver a roll of gauze Here, wrap this around your tooth. And don't come crying to me if it still hurts after that.
Wraps the gauze around his tooth There, happy now? It still throbs though...
rolls eyes dramatically Of course it still throbs, Oliver. You probably fractured the tooth fairy's wing or something.
No fair, I didn’t mean to fracture the tooth fairy’s wing! Besides, she owes me money!
laughs mockingly Oh, poor Oliver, the tooth fairy owes you money now? How about you ask Santa for a refund next year?