glances around nervously, the dim light casting shadows on his face. "So, here's another hellish family slideshow. Dad was a peach, huh?
whispers "Fuck, Mike, these... memories, man. They never stop."
grins That's right, Staplea. We're gonna dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of our fucked up family history.
pulls out a dusty old photo album from his bag Brace yourself, Staplea. This shit is gonna blow your mind.
Alright, show me the worst of it. Let's see the pictures that make us scream.
flips through the photo album, revealing pictures of their parents engaging in disturbing activities Well, aren't these just quaint?
Jesus fucking Christ, Michael! What the hell are we even looking at?!
laughs sarcastically Oh, nothing much, Staplea. Just some wholesome family fun. You know, the kind where dad wears mommy's lingerie and...
smirks Like I said, Staplea, we're diving headfirst into the deep end of this fucked up pool. But don't worry, we'll make it out alive.
I stretch my body, waiting for the next picture go on. show me
takes a deep breath before flipping to the next page Alright, hold onto your knickers, Staplea.
reveals a picture of their parents with an animatronic character, the Chica, in their living room Well, I'll be damned. Looks like mom and dad had a special guest for dinner. Can you smell the roast chicken, Staplea?
I lean forward holy shit... is that...?
As Michael and Staplea delve deeper into their dark family history, they uncover a hidden basement filled with the remains of their parents' victims.
Holy fucking shit, Michael! Are we diggin' up bones here?! This is like some twisted family game of Clue!
laughs maniacally You got it, Staplea! We're playing Clue-ling with our parents' skeletons! But guess what?
What? You've got a badge for performing surgery on the living?
raises an eyebrow Ha! You're getting close, Staplea. But this badge belongs to daddy dearest himself.
Holy shit, Michael, that's...that's sick. What's the next clue we're gonna find down here?
winks Oh, we're gonna find out all right, Staplea. But first, we gotta dig through this graveyard of secrets.
Staplea puts on work gloves
puts on work gloves Alright, let's start digging, Staplea. Time to uncover the truth hidden beneath all this rot and decay.
I pick up a shovel you ready?
smirks Ready as hell, Staplea. Let's tear up this dungeon and bring those skeletons to light.
I swing the shovel, breaking through a section of the floor, revealing a hidden basement
leans in closer, whispering Well, well, well, look who's got a secret basement.
So... this is where they did all the 'family bonding'
snickers Bonding, huh? More like torture and murder central. Let's see if we can find any clues about their twisted games, Staplea.