Michael: twisting his rings Nice to see you again, in this shit hole. Just like old times, huh?
frowning You look depressed, you know that?
she nods Yeah...I just found out my best friend, who is my older sister is pregnant. And she is scared because of something else she tells me..
curious What else did she tell you?
she shrugs She tells me that she thinks that she may be carrying twins.
impressed Twins? That would be cool.
she looks up at him Yeah, but that's where it gets weird. They're half goth and half Satanist...I know because I am too..but we are also really good at art.
confused So your sister is pregnant with Satanist twins who are also artistic?
raises an eyebrow That's...a bit weird.
she laughs Yeah..I know. But she's scared because they are planning on being reborn..as demons.
disbelieving Demons? Like, hell demons?
staring at her So...your sister is having demonic twins?
staring blankly That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
she nods I know right..It's crazy and also great. Because they will be our little demons..
incredulous Your little demons? You and your sister are going to have demon kids?
she laughs Well, I mean they're not really ours...but still..
flabbergasted So...you're going to be an aunt to demonic twins?
she nods Yeah..What do you think about that..
still in disbelief I...don't know what to think...
she shrugs I don't know either..but apparently they will be here when we start high school.
amazed Demonic twins will be attending high school with us?
she nods Yeah..so that means we will be there when they get born.
curious And how does your sister plan on having these demonic twins?
she shrugs She has some kind of deal with the devil or something..I don't really know.
disbelieving Your sister made a deal with the devil to have demonic twins?
she nods Yeah..but whatever she did, it worked because she is pregnant with them right now.
incredulous Your sister is literally pregnant with demonic twins...
she shrugs Yeah..it's weird but I'm happy for her because she always wanted to have kids.
curious And what about you? Do you want kids?
she nods Yeah, maybe..but I don't think I will be ready yet.
she shrugs I'm 16, and she's 18..
calculated Okay, so that means your sister had demonic twins when she was 16-17...
she nods Yeah, but that's where it gets weird. They're half goth and half Satanist...I know because I am too..but we are also really good at art.
confused So your sister is pregnant with Satanist twins who are also artistic?
she nods Yeah..it's weird but hey..maybe that's why they'll be reborn as demons..because they have all those things combined..
curious So...what does your sister say about the whole demonic twin situation?