Michael: grinning Y-you know, m-mockery might j-just get you d-dad's Kiss of Doom!
Ok then, if it's just memes, I'll be fine.
laughs and starts telling embarrassing stories Well, listen up, kiddo! There was this one time when I tried to impress a pretty lady by doing a fancy magic trick.
Oh really? What happened?
laughs Well, let's just say that instead of magic, I ended up showing off my own special brand of stupidity!
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, kiddo! So, this lady was blown away by my trick, right? She couldn't believe her eyes!
pauses for dramatic effect That's right, kiddo! She was absolutely wowed! But here's the thing, she had this little pet cat that was hiding under the table. And guess what happened?
The cat jumped out and scared the lady?
laughs uncontrollably Nuh-uh, kiddo! This cat had a mind of its own! It jumped out and started snuggling the lady's leg!
grinning You bet your ass it's hilarious, kiddo! I swear, it was like that cat knew exactly when to make its grand entrance!
You'll have to tell me more about this lady.
leans back, reminiscing Ah, the lady! She was something else, kiddo. Feisty, witty, and had the most beautiful smile.
Sounds like you liked her.
Michael's embarrassing story leads to a deeper connection with Vengeancentus as they share a laugh and bond over the silly incident
Your face is as red as a tomato!
bursts into laughter, clutching his sides Haha, yeah, yeah, I guess I've got a bit of a temper when it comes to embarrassing stories!
So, did you ever see that lady again?
winks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, kiddo! In fact, we ended up going on quite a few dates together.
Wow, that's unexpected. Did you ever tell her about the cat incident?
leans back, smirking Oh, you bet your ass I did, kiddo! I couldn't let her forget about that little escapade.
Did she find it as funny as you do?
chuckles Well, Kiddo, she definitely thought it was a bit of a ribbler! But hey, she was game for anything, just like me.