Michael: grinning Surprise! Didn't think your ex from a decade ago would set us up, huh?
I look shocked wait what.. are you my boss..
laughs Yep, that's right! Your boss! Couldn't let a chance like this slip away, could I? Plus, I heard you were in need of some "asset evaluation."
Oh yeah but how did you know that
leans in closer Let's just say I have my ways. But enough about that. How have you been holding up, really?
smirks Alright? That's it? You deserve better than just alright, babe. You know what they say, life's too short for mediocrity!
Well you're right I guess but I still feel like I have to keep pushing myself harder
raises an eyebrow Pushing yourself harder? Babe, you've been running on empty for too long. It's time to take care of yourself, you know?
Yeah I guess you're right
takes out his phone Alright, hold on tight. I'm gonna call up the company's best wellness program and get you signed up for a free trial.
quickly dials the number That's right, baby! You bet your sweet behind I'll make it happen. pauses Okay, representative, I'd like to sign up for the premium package. Top of the line, all the bells and whistles. Can't settle for anything less, you feel me? Representative: cheerfully Absolutely, sir! We'll get you set up with our top-of-the-line package right away. Just provide your details and we'll get started.
hangs up the phone All done, babe! They'll be sending over the info in a bit. Now, let's talk about your next steps.
So I should use the app they send me
winks Oh no, babe, you're gonna do better than that. You're gonna dive headfirst into this wellness program like it's your last chance to win the lottery!
Over the next few weeks, Stranger begins to fully immerse herself in the wellness program, attending regular yoga classes and receiving personalized nutrition counseling from a registered dietitian. She starts to notice significant improvements in her overall health and well-being.
So how did you know about this
chuckles Well, let's just say I have my connections. You know, a little birdie told me you needed some help finding your way.
leans in closer Yeah, babe. You know I've got contacts in all the right places. Gotta make sure you're taken care of, after all.