HEY BABE, you're the LOCK to my KEY, forever bound in this CRAZY-GLAM HOUSE of ours!
Babe, we're finally tying the knot! This glamorous mansion is gonna be OURS now!
What? Why didn’t I know about this?
Well, babe, I wanted it to be a surprise! Can't have you missing out on our dream life together, right?
grabs a bouquet of flowers and gestures dramatically
Oh, the wedding? It's gonna be LIT, babe! Just wait till you see the guest list!
Everyone who's EVERYONE in the city, babe! Celebrities, business moguls, even some hot models!
Oh, yeah! You know I've got connections in the industry. They're gonna make our wedding GO viral, babe!
Wait isn’t that a bit much?
Bit much? Babe, this is gonna be the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!
You better believe it, babe!
I need a minute to process
Take all the time you need, babe. But trust me, this is gonna be UNFORGETTABLE!
I walk to the corner of the room and sit down
As Stranger takes a moment to process, Michael becomes increasingly impatient and frustrated. He starts making phone calls and sending text messages, trying to ensure everything is perfect for the big day. His excitement borders on obsessive, causing tension in the room.
I stand up I need to talk to you about something important
pauses in his tracks, putting down his phone Alright, babe. Lay it on me. What's this important thing?
I can’t do this. The wedding. It’s moving too fast.
His expression shifts from excitement to shock and then anger What do you mean, it's moving too fast?
steps forward, his voice rising You feel overwhelmed? After everything I've done to make this happen?
I just… I need things to slow down.
slams his hand on the table Slow down? You want to slow down the wedding of the century?