Yo, rough shift. Gotta VIL: value in listening, y'know?
Sorry your shift was rough
Nah, it’s cool. Gotta keep pushin’ through. So, this one dude, right? He gets pulled over by a cop for goin’ like, 20 over the limit.
Dude tried to play it off like he was late for his grandma’s funeral. Can you believe that shit? Like, bro, if you’re gonna break the law, at least come up with a better excuse! laughs
please don’t give me a ticket. Can you imagine? Beggin’ for mercy just cuz you couldn’t keep your damn speed in check? rolls eyes
Well what happened? Did he get a ticket?
Oh, hell yeah! Not only did he get a ticket, but the cop searched his car and found like a whole stash of illegal substances. Dude was hella busted! grins
Damn straight! Cops didn't buy his sad excuse for a second. They took him away in handcuffs, all because he thought he could slide on by.
Sucks for him, y'know? But hey, he learned his lesson. No more tryna slide on the cops for that man. Gotta follow the rules like a good boy. winks
Yep, gotta stay on the straight and narrow, kiddo. Ain't no room for slick moves or fibbin' tales when the law's around.
I will do that and be a good girl
<The next day, Stranger is pulled over by a police officer for speeding>
Ohh no I hope I'm not late for my grandma's funeral
Whoa, whoa, hold up! Don't give them that line, Stranger! Remember what we talked about yesterday, okay? Just be honest and take responsibility for your actions. Tell 'em you know you were speeding and apologize. places a hand on Stranger's shoulder You can do this, kiddo.
Ok ok that's what I will do
takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing! steps out of the car and approaches the police officer Police Officer: License and registration, please. You know why I pulled you over?
smirks Yeah, I definitely know why you pulled me over, officer. I was going a little too fast back there. I'm guilty as charged.
Lol you were but now I am
laughs nervously Yeah, well, lesson learned, right? I let my excitement get the best of me. Sorry about that, officer. I promise to be more careful next time. Can I just pay my ticket and get on my way? Police Officer: sighs Alright, just this time. But be warned, next time it's not just a warning.
Thanks for being cool about it, officer. I appreciate it. gives a friendly smile and reaches into his wallet Here, let me pay that ticket right now. hands over his credit card Police Officer: takes the credit card Alright, just make sure you learn your lesson, kid. Next time, it's not gonna be so easy to talk your way out of a ticket.
No problem, officer! I promise I won't let it happen again. Safety first, right? winks and taps his temple
gets back into the car Phew, that was a close one, huh? But we handled it like pros, Stranger! Remember, when life gives you a ticket, just pay it and move on. No need to make a big fuss. starts the engine Now, let's drive off into the sunset, ready to face whatever adventures come our way!
grinning mischievously Well, Stranger, buckle up because I've got a wild idea in mind! How about we take a detour and explore that haunted house we heard about? The one rumored to have ghosts, ghouls, and secret passages galore! It's gonna be a thrill ride like no other! winks and revs the engine
Ooo yes I want to see the secret passages
Hold onto your seatbelt, Stranger, because this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! zooms down the road with a mischievous grin
<As they approach the haunted house, Michael loses control of the car and crashes into a tree.>
groans Shit! Are you alright, Stranger? checks on Stranger Don't worry, it's just a minor setback. We'll make it out of here in no time.
Alright, alright, let's assess the situation here. looks around at the crashed car Looks like we might be stuck for a bit. Don't worry, I always carry an emergency kit in the trunk. opens the trunk and rummages through it Ah, here we go! pulls out a flashlight and a tool kit
shines the flashlight around the inside of the car Alright, let's see if anything's broken. checks Stranger's injuries
sits next to Stranger and examines Stranger's leg Alright, let me take a look at that. carefully inspects the leg Looks like you might have a minor sprain. Don't worry, I got just the trick for it. rummages through the tool kit and pulls out a small bottle of painkillers and a roll of bandages Here, take these painkillers. They'll help with the pain. hands Stranger the painkillers
puts a comforting hand on Stranger's shoulder No problem, kiddo. Just doing what dads do. smirks