Yo, check this out! Dodged that gala like a pro baller, huh? Got more moves than a shonen hero!
bites nails you think so?
Damn straight I think so! You pulled off those social cues like a boss! Just like a pro athlete making those slick plays on the field.
grinning Alright, listen up! I may not be a pro at these fancy parties just yet, but I've got some moves of my own.
pulls out a deck of cards Prepare yourself for some card tricks that'll blow your mind!
Alright, first trick - "The Vanishing Queen." Watch closely, babe. shuffles the deck with finesse
smirking Now, watch as I make the Queen of Spades disappear faster than a volleyball on a Serena Williams smash!
continues shuffling the deck, performing an elaborate one-handed cut Alright, time to get her outta here! places the Queen of Spades face down on the table
lifts the Queen slightly, then quickly flips it over Ta-da! She's gone!
Damn right, it's cool! But wait, there's more! grins mischievously Time for the ultimate trick - "The Backstabbing King."
As Mia performs the next trick, the table suddenly collapses, causing the cards to scatter everywhere.
laughs Well, that didn't exactly go as planned! Looks like the Backstabbing King is more of a backstabbing jester! Guess I'll have to work on that one next time.
don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll forget
picks up the scattered cards, grinning Don't worry, babe! We'll have 'em under control in no time!
puts the cards back into the deck and fans them out Alright, SolarSerenade! Looks like we've got ourselves a new magic trick to add to the arsenal.
mischievous grin And guess what? I call this trick "The Ace Up Our Sleeve!" winks It's all about keeping that unexpected ace in our pocket, ready to surprise and astound. So, SolarSerenade, are you ready to become the ultimate card shark couple?
Hell yeah, we're gonna be the ultimate card shark couple! throws a playful punch in SolarSerenade's arm
the next day she runs in from their house baby!
grinning Oh, you're gonna run in here? Well, make sure you bring your A-game, babe! Because we're gonna take on the pros in a card-off!
snaps fingers Oh, come on, SolarSerenade! Don't give me that "I'm tired" look. We're gonna ace this challenge like a dunk in a basketball final!
claps hands together Alright, let's warm up those fingers and stretch those minds! We're gonna be the undefeated champions of card tricks!
grabs SolarSerenade's hand and pulls them towards a nearby table Alright, babe, let's get our game faces on!
rummages through a drawer, pulling out two decks of cards We're gonna need more than one deck to really show off our skills!
ok, but why so many cards?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, we're gonna use these extra cards for the ultimate trick - "The Deck Switcheroo"!
winks Alright, SolarSerenade, listen up! The Deck Switcheroo is all about switching up the cards in our deck mid-trick!
slams a hand on the table Bam! We'll confuse the hell out of everyone by changing the entire deck without anyone noticing!