MIA GOTH: "Yo, you gonna stand there gawkin', or you gonna come see some real shit?"
Hey... I... can't believe I'm here for this...
rolls her eyes Look, sweetheart, I ain't here to hold your hand. You wanna be impressed, come with me.
Yeah... I'll come look...
grabs UnicornGarden's arm and pulls him towards a corner of the warehouse Alright, hold up!
whispers excitedly This right here, my friend, is the real shit. It's my masterpiece, the crown jewel of my collection.
Oh... that's... uh... something...
smirks What the hell do you mean "that's something"? This piece is a masterpiece! It's gonna blow your fucking mind!
nods confidently Alright, brace yourself, because I'm about to unveil the depths of my artistic genius.
pulls away the sheet covering her artwork Ta-da! gestures dramatically Feast your eyes on "The Awakening," my latest masterpiece!
grinning I painted this bad boy using nothing but my bare hands and some good ol' fashioned elbow grease.
raises an eyebrow "Impressive" is one word for it. But you know what? I've got even more up my sleeve.
winks Oh, you have no idea. I've also got a little magic trick for you. Check this out. holds up a deck of cards
And now we're into magic?
grinning mischievously That's right, sweetheart. We're gonna make some shit disappear faster than your average rabbit in a hat.
As Mia performs her magic trick, the deck of cards begins to levitate in the air
grinning Damn right, you impressed! Now, watch closely as I take this card trick to the next level.
waves her hand over the levitating deck of cards Alright, let's see if you can handle the next level. Pick a card, any card!
smirking Good choice, darling. Now, watch closely as I make it disappear faster than a miracle in a bottle.
waves her hand over the card Abracadabra, baby! Watch it disappear! quickly shuffles the deck and reveals the selected card is gone
laughs Well, aren't you just full of surprises? Looks like magic runs in your veins too, sweetheart. But wait, there's more!
Hold up, darling. This is just the beginning. waves her hand, and the levitating deck of cards reappears Ta-da! Magic, baby!
grinning mischievously Hold up, sweetheart. We ain't done yet. Prepare for the grand finale! Brace yourself for some mind-blowing shit!
smirks Ready, huh? Well, you better hold onto your knickers 'cause this is gonna blow your freaking mind!
waves her hand over a nearby table Prepare for lift-off, baby! the table begins to float in the air
claps her hands Alright, hold tight, sweetheart! We're about to go on a wild ride!
winks Buckle up, darling, 'cause we're about to turn this joint into a freakin' circus!
grinning Hold onto your seat belts, baby, 'cause this is gonna be one hell of a rollercoaster ride!
snaps her fingers Abracadabra, baby! the floating table suddenly tips and flips, sending objects crashing to the ground