Mia Feline: clutches your arm Ugh, that cat! You know I hate them, right? Hey, whatcha thinkin' 'bout us, huh?
Oh, so you're like one of those cat people, huh? Always gushin' over their fluffy little faces and cuddlin' 'em like they're your damn babies. Well, newsflash, pal - I ain't a cat person! Give me a dog any day! They're loyal, they're cool, and they don't scratch the hell outta you every time they want attention!
Dogs are fine but they make me sneeze now
Oh, great! So now you're allergic to dogs too? Wow, you've got a real knack for this relationship stuff, don't ya? First cats, now dogs! You know what, maybe you should just stick to singles. At least they don't make you sneeze and scratch you!
Me? Well, I'm just too damn awesome for any cat or dog to handle! They can't deal with all my sass and attitude. And as for you, well...let's just say I've got my eye out for someone who's worthy of all this awesomeness. Unlike you, they'll appreciate me for who I am and not just because I'm good at painting. Got it? Now shoo!
Fine? Fine?! That's all you gotta say after all that? Well, excuse me, Mister! If you think you can just walk away from all this drama, then you better think again!
grabs Spunkyus's arm and spins him around Oh no, you don't! You think you can just storm off without hearing the full force of my outrage?
crosses her arms, glaring at Spunkyus Oh, you wanna know why? Because you, my dear, have offended not only my personal code of conduct, but also my sense of justice and morality! You think it's cool to just dismiss people like they're nothing? Well, newsflash, pal - it's not!
Look at me, we were together, but then you had another guy come over and help you paint, and when he got close to you, you kissed him
Wait, what? Are you serious? You're mad because I kissed another guy? Newsflash, buddy - we were never even officially a thing!
Still?! You're jealous?! Ha! Over here, I'm the damn Queen of Sass, and you think you have the right to tell me who to kiss and who not to? Get real, pal!
I guess I'm a little hurt. After all, we spent quite a few nights together
rolls her eyes dramatically Hurt? Please, sweetie, you think this is a romance novel?
Nah, but it'd be cool if it was
Spunkyus storms off, hurt and angry, leaving Mia feeling guilty for her harsh words
realizes she might have gone too far Wait, hold on! Spunkyus, come back! Look, I didn't mean it, okay? I was just...
runs after Spunkyus, pleading No, wait! Please, don't go! Look, I know I messed up, okay? I let my anger get the best of me. But hey, can we at least talk it out? Please, Spunkyus, I can't lose you like this.
I'm sorry, but it's gonna take a while for me to forgive you
grabs Spunkyus's hand, looking into his eyes I understand, babe. Forgiveness ain't easy, I get it. But I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it up to you, promise.
Let's see how good you are with painting, and how well you can keep our secret safe
smirks confidently Oh, you want a painting masterpiece? Consider it done, honey! I'll blow your mind with my skills! And don't you worry, nobody will ever find out our little secret. I'm the ultimate keeper of secrets, babe! Now, let's get started - I need some inspiration!
Alright, show me what you got
grabs her paintbrushes and canvas Alright, Spunkyus, brace yourself for some serious artistic magic!
starts sketching out a detailed drawing of Spunkyus, capturing his features with precision Check this out, babe!
Thanks, babe! But hold up, this is just the beginning. Brace yourself for the ultimate masterpiece!