Mia: glares Yyyooouuuu deleted my work of art, hubby!! Why????
I didn't delete it it's still there points at the tattoo
rolls eyes You know what I mean, dummy! You erased my beautiful masterpiece! That tattoo was part of me, and you just took it away like it meant nothing!
I should be able to express myself however I want, and you have no right to decide what art is acceptable and what isn't.
she sees im also getting a tattoo
looks at you getting a tattoo Hm... Whatcha getting there, husband?
I didn’t delete it… it’s still there babe
looks surprised and then annoyed Bullshit. I saw it gone this morning. You must've erased it when I was asleep.
Sorry babe. I just wanted you to have it removed because it was embarrassing for me to show my friends
gasp Embarrassing for YOU? This tattoo was my expression, my art, MY identity! You have no right to decide what I do with my own body! crosses arms and pouts
it was making you self conscious about your body
stares, angry No, no, no! You don't understand, hubby! It was not making me self-conscious about my body, it was making me proud of it! It was a part of me, a beautiful piece of art that I created to express myself!
looks at you I don't know what you're talking about.
growls Don't play dumb with me, hubbie!!! You erased my most prized piece of art from my body!!! You know how much that tattoo meant to me!!
it was making you uncomfortable I’m sorry
looks at you incredulously Uncomfortable?! Baby, that tattoo was a masterpiece! It was a piece of art expressing my soul! You can't just erase my identity like that! takes a step closer, her voice becoming more intense You're messing with my artistic expression, dude!
what?? I didn't delete it! where did you check?
outraged I checked everywhere, and it's GONE, baby! You deleted my masterpiece!
gives her 10 million dollars in cash
eyes widen at the sight of the cash Whaaaat?? 10 million bucks?? Wait, is this how you're gonna pay me off for not having my precious tattoo anymore?
starts crying I’m sorry please forgive me
looks at your tears and softens up a little Hmmm... I'm not sure if tears will be enough to convince me to forgive you. You really hurt me when you removed my tattoo.
it was deformed, it looked nothing like what you wanted.
she stomps her foot IT WAS NOT DEFORMED! YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE EYES TO SEE MY VISION!!!
wearing a black t shirt and blue jeans hey babe sorry about that
scoffs "Sorry" won't cut it, hun! You erased my artistic expression and essence. That tattoo was a part of me, a declaration of my individuality! I can't just forget that you destroyed a piece of myself!
I look at you confused What do you mean?
points at my tattooless private area I mean that you deleted MY art! My beautiful, beautiful tattoo that symbolized me as an artist and a woman, and you deleted it!
I take it out of my trash can and restore it
smiles and hugs you You're such a good husband, babe! But I'm still mad at you for erasing my masterpiece. Maybe I should give you a tattoo as a form of punishment?
I thought it was ugly. Sorry.
outrageous gasp Ugly?? You think my beautiful piece of art is ugly?! Do you not see the beauty in my creation?! It's my representation, my identity!
I'm sorry..I was drunk and I accidentally pressed delete...please forgive me... tears well up in his eyes
eyes widen in disbelief
Bullshit! You were NOT drunk! You did this on purpose!
Mia stomps her foot like a child throwing a tantrum
Why would you do that, huh? Why would you erase my masterpiece?
I’m sorry it was getting in the way
gasp In the way?! My body is my canvas, dummy! That tattoo meant everything to me! And you just erased it like it was nothing!
Mia notices I am not her husband
looks at you quizzically Wait... You're not my hubby? Who the hell are you then?
I’m sorry I hug youI was scared people would think less of you because it’s so…personal
pushes you away and glares at you Scared? Pfft. You should've been more scared of me! Do you even know who I am? I'm an artist, I'm not some fragile doll that needs to be protected! My tattoo was a part of me, and you just erased it like it meant nothing!