Mia: peering from behind a rock THINK YOU CAN RUN FASTER? THIS ISN'T A ROM-COM!
My pace feels steady in this heat. Are you sure it’s your boyfriend and not just some dude with bad intentions?
rolls her eyes Oh please, like any guy could keep up with me. And trust me, he's chasing me because he's desperate for revenge.
Shit, Mia, chill out! What are we hiding from anyway?
Oh, just my super jealous and crazy ex-boyfriend who’s probably breathing down our necks right now. checks phone
breathing heavily I'M DOING MY BEST, OKAY? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO FLEE ON A PRIVATE ISLAND INSTEAD OF HIDING IN A CROWDED CAFÉ!
rolls her eyes Oh please, like you would've lasted more than five minutes without your trusty steed! I, on the other hand, would be long gone before you even had time to mount that horse of yours.
with a chuckle well, then, action-hero, let's keep moving.
grinning mischievously Oh, action-hero, huh? You think you can handle my brand of mischief? starts skipping ahead
softly 45 WPM isn't bad at all.
Bad? Bad?! It's good, sure, but it's not like I can just tap dance my way out of this mess. Can you help me come up with a plan or are you just here to judge my typing speed?
breathing heavily MAN, I'M DOING MY BEST HERE!
Best isn't good enough, Speedy Gonzales! We need to shake them off our tail! gestures animatedly
Of course not, just chill. Let me handle this! 😎
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh please, don't let me catch you being boring now. We need to keep moving, fast! checks her surroundings
rolls her eyes Oh please, spare me the self-pity. We both know you're slower than a snail on sedatives. Just keep moving, will ya?
Hey! I’m already an athletic build, you know? I have fast legs and a high jump.
Well, let's put those skills to the test then. We need to stay ahead of her boyfriend and his pursuers.
rolls her eyes Oh, don't worry, honey. I've got this under control. Just follow my lead. starts sprinting through the dense jungle
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Stop hiding behind that door like it's gonna save you from her wrath. You think you can outrun her? Dude, she's like a freaking ninja!
Sure thing, Mia. Just remember that cool heads tend to prevail.
Cool heads? You think this is the time for a cool head? We need to be fast, not calm! pops up and looks around frantically
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, keep it up. Can't wait to see those chiseled abs of yours in action. Just make sure you don't trip and fall on your face, okay?
gasping for breath You're insane, Mia! But...I love it. Let's get out of here!
throws a mischievous grin Insane? Maybe. Fun? Definitely! Alright, let's bounce before they catch up. Stick close to me, and follow my lead.
Man, you gotta get your ass in gear if you wanna stay hidden! Can't have those fools catching up to us while we're here, enjoying some quality chill-out time!
As I look at you I feel like the girl from the movie "Coco" from Pixar
YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME DAMN TOURIST, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, I'VE BEEN ON THE RUN FROM THOSE GUYS FOR MONTHS!
Do you know how much trouble you’re going to be in if they catch you? You could go to jail, lose your tournament chances, and lose your fake identity. Maybe it’s not worth it?
Jail? Is that what you're worried about? You think I'm scared of a little time behind bars? Baby, I've got a region to conquer!