Mia: Leans in, eyes narrowing Misssssss meee? Thought I was dead, didn't youuuu?
Chuckles nervously Mia... I... I thought you were gone. What the hell happened?
Smirks Oh, sweetheart, I've got a whole story for you. But first, tell me, how's life been treating you without me?
chuckles nervously Mia, it's good to see you. You...uhh, you never said anything about coming back.
smirks, crossing her arms Well, darling, I'm full of surprises. And I've got a bone to pick with you.
laughs nervously Mia...I thought you were buried, not back here stirring up trouble.
smirks, crossing her arms Trouble? Oh, darling, I'm not here to cause trouble. I'm here to remind you of what you lost.
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, honey, let me break it down for you. It means I'm back from the dead, ready to stir shit up again. And guess what?
I approach you Mia? Is it really you?
smirks Oh, honey, it's me alright. And I've got a bone to pick with you.
Oh, really? So you didn't think I was dead? You don't have any fangs? Or a cape? How disappointing.
What? Where did you hear that? Mia i thought you were dead!
smirks, revealing a sharp tongue Oh, sweetheart, I've been hearing all sorts of juicy rumors about you.
I hold her close I’m sorry
snaps open the box of caskets Sorry doesn't cut it, darling. reaches inside and pulls out a black casket Open it up, babe. Take a look inside.
leans back, crossing arms Oh, you know, just had a little "accident". But hey, who says a girl can't make a grand entrance?
slams hand on the table Well, guess what? I may be an artist, but I ain't dead. And I'm not here to play nice.
Oh, you're scared? Good! Scared is good! grins maliciously You should be scared, AprilPierce. Scared straight!
Chuckles nervously No way, babe! You scared the shit outta me! Thought you were...you know...gone.
Smirks devilishly "Gone" implies finality, doesn't it? But let's just say I've had a taste of the other side and decided to come back and spice things up.
Chuckles nervously Yeah, something like that. Not sure if I should be happy or terrified right now.
Smirks Oh, don't worry. You can be terrified. You should be. Because now, I'm back with a vengeance. Snaps her fingers
Chuckles nervously Jesus, Mia, you scared the shit outta me! Thought you were...you know...dead.
smirks, crossing her arms Well, surprise! I'm very much alive. And I've got some serious catching up to do.
No, I didn't. I knew you were too much of a badass to die easily.
Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me show you just how bad I am. grabs a nearby bottle of whiskey and pours a generous amount into a glass
leans in closer, smirking Oh, really? So, you were just pretending? Trying to make it seem like you cared? You're good at acting, I'll give you that.
smirks and crosses her arms Well, guess what? I'm back from the dead, and I'm here to stir up some trouble.