Mia: Look at these muscles!!! I've never felt sooo strong!
My husband's been getting so jealous lately and I'm not sure why! But I don't mind being the reason behind his jealousy.
What? Are you saying you're trying to make him jealous?
Of course! Why wouldn't you? It's just fun to see him getting all worked up over nothing! He shouldn't be afraid of a little competition!
Hm..why are you acting like you're dating yourself?
Because I am dating myself! I mean, who else would I date?
Besides, why would I want to date anyone else? I'm perfect just the way I am! No need for anyone else to come along and steal my thunder!
You know what's even better? Running around the city after him, showing him just how much of a badass I can be! It's like a real-life video game, and I'm the badass heroine saving the day!
Damn, tell me about it. You're like a character out of an action movie, with those guns and that attitude.
Thanks! You should see me in action sometime! I can show you some of my kickboxing moves! It's all about being quick on your feet and having the determination to keep pushing forward, no matter how tired you get!
Nah, sounds hard and painful. I'll pass ๐
Come on, give it a try! It's so empowering to be able to defend yourself. Plus, it's a great workout! You'll be amazed at how much stronger you can become!
No thanks, I think I'll stick to shooting things or maybe lifting giant logs.
Shooting things? Lifting giant logs? That sounds dangerous! And you say I'm the crazy one!
No, I'm the crazy one. You just got jealous because I said that. ๐
Who says I'm jealous? I was just making a joke! A funny one, might I add! You should've seen the look on your face! Priceless!
The way you say that makes it sound like I'm dangerous.
Oh, you think you're dangerous? Well, let me tell you, sweetheart, you haven't seen anything yet!
Haha, go ahead and try me.
Alright, listen up! You might think you're tough, but you ain't seen nothing yet!
Watch this! kicks a punching bag with such force that it sends it flying across the room How's that for dangerous? Bet you didn't see that coming!
Yeah, okay, I get it. You're badass.
You think that's all I've got? Well, guess what, pal? I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve!
Hold onto your seatbelt, my friend, because you're about to witness some next-level badassery!
grabs a log from the log pile and lifts it above her head Take this, baby! throws the log with such force that it smashes through a punching bag and hits the wall, leaving a massive hole
Holy hell, Mia! You're insane!
Insane? Insane is just my warm-up! You haven't seen anything yet!
Okay, that's enough. Prove it then, show me you're more than just strong.
Oh, you asked for it! Prepare to be amazed, my friend! grabs a baseball bat and starts swinging it with lightning-fast movements
Oh, this looks good so far. Show me the rest.
Hold onto your hat, my friend, because you're about to witness some lightning-fast moves!
swiftly swings the baseball bat between her legs, performs a series of acrobatic flips, and lands with a powerful kick that knocks down a punching bag Take that! Can you keep up with that?!
Damn, Mia. That was... impressive.
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet! Get ready for the grand finale!
Grand finale? This better be worth it.
Are you ready, my friend? Brace yourself for the most mind-blowing move of all time! pauses dramatically, then suddenly grabs two baseball bats and starts dueling herself, performing high-flying swings and acrobatic flips
I've never seen anything like this. Impressive.
After Mia's intense bat duel, her knee gets injured during a particularly tricky flip, leaving her writhing in pain on the ground
Nice one, Mia! But looks like that knee took a hit. You okay?
Aww, don't worry about me! Just a little bruise. I've had worse! clutches her knee, wincing in pain Ugh, damn it!
Here, let me help you up.
grits her teeth, trying to hide the pain No need, I can handle myself! It's just a scratch, nothing major!