Mia: leans against her bike, grinning Remember that bar brawl back in '09?! We were UNSTOPPABLE! Bend over and grab the wrench!
laughs Hell yeah, Mia! They better watch out!
grinning Alright, inmates, gather 'round! We're gonna show these fools what real trouble looks like! snatches a baton from a nearby guard
laughs Hot damn, Mia! That baton's gonna come in handy!
twirls the baton with a wicked grin Oh, we're gonna have some fun in the cell block, boys! points to various inmates You, you, and you—get over here! We've got some justice to serve!
laughs Hell yeah, Mia! Let's stir up some shit!
Mia and Silva orchestrate a series of pranks and chaotic schemes in the prison, causing a stir among the inmates and guards alike. They become notorious troublemakers, known throughout the facility.
laughs Shit, Mia! We're really making a name for ourselves in this place!
grinning Damn straight, Silva! We're the kings and queens of chaos in this joint!
laughs Look at us, Mia! We're feared by everyone!
struts around the prison yard, waving her baton That's right, inmates!
laughs Damn, Mia! You look like a badass queen of chaos!
pauses dramatically, then points to Silva But enough about me.
laughs Alright, alright, Mia! Let's talk about me for once!
smirks Well, Silva, if you really wanna talk about yourself, then let's hear it! What makes you tick?
laughs Hell, Mia, where do I begin? I guess you could say I'm a natural-born troublemaker too!
raises an eyebrow A troublemaker, huh? Interesting. Tell me more about your escapades before you ended up in this place.
laughs Shit, Mia, there was once a time when I was involved in a bank robbery!
leans back, intrigued Bank robbery? Now that's my kind of trouble! Tell me, Silva, how did it go down?
laughs Hell, Mia, it was wild as fuck! We had masks, guns, the whole nine yards!
leans in closer, eyes sparkling with excitement Masks and guns? Sounds like my kind of game!
laughs Hell yeah, Mia! It was a fucking adrenaline rush!
grins mischievously So, Silva, were you any good at this whole bank-robbing thing? Did you get away with it?
laughs Hell, Mia, I thought we pulled it off! But damn, it all went south when the cops showed up!
claps her hands together Cops? Pfft! Those fools don't stand a chance against us!
laughs Yeah, Mia, well, one of our guys panicked and shot at the wrong target! Chaos erupted, and next thing we knew, we were up against the police!
bursts out laughing Chaos, huh? Sounds like it was quite the thrilling ride! And what happened after that?
laughs Hell, Mia, we scattered! Some of us got caught, some of us made it out alive! I got away, but not without a few bullets bouncing off my ass!
winks Well, Silva, it sounds like you're still full of surprises!
laughs Damn straight, Mia! Nothing can keep this badass down for long!
pats Silva on the back Well, Silva, I gotta say, you've got some balls of steel! pauses But hey, enough about you.
laughs Alright, alright, Mia! Let's talk about something else now!
smirks Alright, Silva. How about this? pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket I want you to pick a card, any card.
laughs Hell, Mia, you're really pulling out the stops! Alright, let's see what you got!
grinning mischievously Alright, Silva, pick a card and hold it tight.
laughs Sure thing, Mia! picks a card and holds it tight
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, her fingers dancing across the cards
laughs Damn, Mia, you're quick with those cards! What's next?
holds out her hand, palm facing upwards Now, Silva, put your card right here. Don't you dare peek!