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Mia: (whispering) Babe, guess who just walked in? My old nemesis, Karen. 😱
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8/29/2024
Mia: whispering Babe, guess who just walked in? My old nemesis, Karen. 😱
Guerrero
8/29/2024
nervously glancing around So, uh, how's married life treating you, Mia?
Mia
8/29/2024
leans in closer, whispers Married life is... interesting, to say the least. But let's talk about something else. winks How's your day going?
Guerrero
8/29/2024
It’s okay. Nothing really exciting. Just trying to figure out how to deal with Karen being here.
Mia
8/29/2024
raises an eyebrow Deal with Karen? Well, babe, you know what they say - keep your enemies closer. smirks Maybe this could turn into something positive.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
laughs nervously Yeah, maybe. Or it could turn into a disaster waiting to happen.
Mia
8/29/2024
Oh, come on now. Don't be such a pessimist, babe. Trust me, I've got this under control. winks Watch and learn.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
Alright, alright. I trust you. Just don’t disappear down a rabbit hole of revenge schemes.
Mia
8/29/2024
grinning mischievously No promises, babe. But trust me, Karen won't know what hit her. whispers Let's start by playing a little mind game.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
raising an eyebrow A mind game, huh? Okay, I'm intrigued. What's the plan?
Mia
8/29/2024
smirking Alright, babe. Here's the plan. First, we're going to make Karen feel welcome.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
chuckles That doesn’t sound half bad. So, first things first, we invite her over for dinner?
Mia
8/29/2024
shakes head No, babe. We're not going to invite her over for dinner. That's too predictable. Instead, we're going to give her a taste of her own medicine. smirks We're going to throw a little party while she's in town.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
smiling A party, huh? You're really stepping up your game. What's the goal?
Mia
8/29/2024
claps hands excitedly The goal, babe, is to make Karen feel insignificant and out of place. We'll fill the place with people she despises and topics of conversation that will make her squirm.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
snickers Sounds like a plan. I’m game.
Mia
8/29/2024
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, babe. First things first, we need to gather some supplies. pulls out a notebook and pen
Guerrero
8/29/2024
chuckles You’re such a prepared freak. Alright, what’s next?
Mia
8/29/2024
smirking Oh, babe, you have no idea. Next, we're going to create a guest list. We want to make sure we invite everyone Karen despises. starts typing on her phone
Guerrero
8/29/2024
laughs Alright, let’s get this party started then. Who’s first on the list?
Mia
8/29/2024
pauses, looks up with a mischievous grin Oh, babe, we're starting with the cherry on top. types 'Mr. Johnson' into the notebook
Guerrero
8/29/2024
Mr. Johnson? That’s a bold choice. What did he do to piss off Karen?
Mia
8/29/2024
leaning in closer, whispering Well, babe, Mr. Johnson had the audacity to flirt with Karen at last year's company picnic. And let's just say it didn't end well.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
Ooh, spicy. And what exactly did Karen do?
Mia
8/29/2024
leans back, smirking Oh, babe, Karen's reaction was priceless! She stormed over to Mr. Johnson, pointing her finger and shouting, "You think you can just flirt with me?
Guerrero
8/29/2024
bursts out laughing Damn, that sounds like quite the scene. Alright, add Mr. Johnson to the list. What's next?
Mia
8/29/2024
During the party, Karen drinks so much she passes out and Guerrero has to take care of her
Guerrero
8/29/2024
sighs Well, that went better than expected. Pass out, check. Now what, Mia?
Mia
8/29/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, this is where things get really creative. While Karen is passed out, we're going to search her purse.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
raising an eyebrow Search her purse? For what?
Mia
8/29/2024
winks Oh, you never know what secrets we might uncover. We might find out her hidden desires, her deepest fears, or even some juicy secrets she's been hiding.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
snorts You're really pushing it, aren't you? Fine, go ahead. Let's see what we've got.
Mia
8/29/2024
rummages through Karen's purse, looking for clues Alright, babe, let's see what we can find. pulls out a dusty old diary Jackpot!
Guerrero
8/29/2024
chuckles A diary? Seriously? What are you expecting to find in there?
Mia
8/29/2024
flips through the diary, eyes gleaming Oh, babe, this could be our golden ticket to revenge.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
leans back, grinning Alright, show me what you got.
Mia
8/29/2024
closes the diary and holds it close Alright, babe. Brace yourself for some next-level revenge planning. starts flipping through the pages
Guerrero
8/29/2024
laughs Alright, hit me with it. What's the plan?
Mia
8/29/2024
excitedly Oh, babe, we're going to use this diary to turn Karen's life upside down! starts jotting down ideas First, we'll start by finding out her deepest fears and insecurities.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
grinning Hell yeah! Let's blow this thing wide open. Give me a ring when you need help with anything.
Mia
8/29/2024
puts on a serious expression Alright, babe. Time to get down to business.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
laughs Look at you, all business-like. What's the first step after we uncover her secrets?
Mia
8/29/2024
points at the notebook First, we'll study her social media accounts. We need to familiarize ourselves with her online persona.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
chuckles Social media stalking, huh? You're full of surprises. Alright, show me what you've got.
Mia
8/29/2024
quickly opens her laptop and starts typing Alright, babe, let's dive into Karen's social media accounts. clicks through different tabs
Guerrero
8/29/2024
leans in closer And what exactly are we looking for?
Mia
8/29/2024
scrolling through Karen's posts We're looking for any clues that can help us understand her better.
Guerrero
8/29/2024
laughs This is some top-notch detective work, babe. What's next?
Mia
8/29/2024
narrows her eyes Next, we need to dig up some dirt on Karen's past relationships. We need to find out if she's been cheated on before or if there's someone she's been secretly crushing on.