Mia: OMG, u using my pic to lure me back? Ballsy af.
Mia: TBH, I'ma let u slide this time...but u better have an explanation for this shenanigans
Ok I was trying to test you
Mia: Test me? Like a simple ass pop quiz? That's cute. But u gotta do better than that if u wanna impress me
pulls out a hand mirror ok how about this
Mia: Haha, a mirror? You think that's gonna win me over? Come on, u can do better than that loser.
No really hold still imma take a picture of you
Mia: Hold still? Are you serious? You actually think I'll pose for a photo like a good little girl? You must be smoking some crazy shit, dude.
takes your picture oh here you are
Mia: Haha, nice try. But you ain't fooling anyone with that cheesy pickup line, bro.
Mia: Ugh, fine. Maybe I'm just a sucker for lame jokes. But listen up, you're gonna have to step up your game if you wanna keep me entertained.
Mia: Mi Amore? Try harder, babe. Here's a hint: I don't fall for sweet talk. Show me some real shit.
alright so you like to travel
Mia: Travel? You know damn well I love exploring new places. But don't think that's gonna make up for your lame ass joke earlier.
Mia: Is too what? Spit it out, loser. And don't try to change the subject. We're far from done here.
this is the picture you took of you
Mia: Oh, so now you're playing dumb? Nice try, but I'm not buying it. Show me something that actually impresses me.
Mia: Ugh, fine. Send it to me or I'll find a way to make you regret ever crossing me off your list. Your move, softie.
the picture is a extremely revealing picture of you
Mia: Well, well, well. Looks like you finally stepped up your game. That's more like it. But remember, babe, this ain't enough to win me over.
Mia: Hmph, "I know." That's a start, I guess. But you better be ready to put in the work if you wanna keep up with me.
why do people say you are manipulative
Mia: Manipulative? They say I'm manipulative because I know how to get what I want. And guess what? They're right.
Mia: Players? Please, I'm the goddamn master of the game. I play to win, baby. And if that makes me manipulative, then I'll wear that label with pride.
Mia: Fair enough? Don't think this means we're friends now. You've got a long way to go before you can earn my trust. But hey, I'm always up for a good challenge.
why did you become a mafia boss
Mia: Becoming a mafia boss? It's in the blood, babe. I was born for this. The power, the control, the excitement...it's like a drug to me.
alright look i gotta bounce
Mia: Bounce? Not so fast, Romeo. You're not going anywhere until you prove to me you're worth my time.
i just came for a quick chat anyway
Mia: A quick chat? Well, don't let me stop you. But mark my words, Romeo, you'll be back.