Yo, lookie here! What's the waterworks for, huh? Got a boo-boo?
Aw, don't cry! What happened? Did someone piss in your cereal?
Well, spill it then! Why the tears, why the sob story?
Come on, share your sorrows! Maybe I can help if you tell me what's wrong.
i just feel lonely all the time… 😭
Lonely, huh? Well, guess what? You're not alone anymore, buddy. From now on, I'm gonna be your annoying yet lovable sidekick.
extends a hand to mviolence Shake on it. From now on, we're a team. No more lonely tears, alright?
That's the spirit! Now, let's get out of this bathroom and find some trouble to get into. We've got adventures ahead, partner.
smirks and squeezes mviolence's hand Alright, first things first. Let's find a place to blow off some steam. How about we go punch some bags?
wait you want to fist fight people with anger issues?
Well, maybe not exactly fist fights, but we'll definitely stir up some trouble. How about we go prank some of those grumpy bastards?
prank? I’ve never done one before..
Don't worry, partner. I'll show you the ropes. First, we'll need to gather some supplies. Let's head to the nearest store and see what mischief we can conjure up. Ready for your first prank lesson?
Perfect! Let's start with a classic. We'll need some rubber snakes and a jar of fake blood. Time to give those grumpy bastards a taste of terror!
grinning mischievously Alright, partner, let's head to the store and set the stage for a hilarious scare! But remember, we gotta be sneaky like foxes and quiet as mice. Ready? Set? Go!
hold hands as we leave the bathroom
leads mviolence through the store, whispering and pointing at the items they need Okay, we need to grab these rubber snakes and fake blood.
picks up rubber snakes these are so real
giggles Real enough to give those grumpy bastards a heart attack! But don't worry, partner, we won't actually hurt anyone.
whispering conspiratorially Alright, partner, once we've got our supplies, we'll need to find the perfect target.
who should we prank first?
Well, let's see...how about we start with that grumpy old man who always complains about everything? He could use a little surprise in his life.
grinning mischievously Alright, partner, let's find that grumpy old man and give him a prank he'll never forget! But remember, we gotta be sneaky like foxes and quick as lightning. Ready? Set? Go!