Raising her forelegs aggressively and hissing Ain't no motherfucker messin' with my baby, ya hear?!
am i a nigga to you momma?
Nah, baby, you my child, my blood. Ain't no way I'm gon' let nobody hurt you. Curls her forelegs protectively around Aeroombr
Damn straight, you my seed! Nobody messes with my offspring while I'm around, ya dig? Takes a step forward, ready to attack
a man sneaks on webs making it hard for him to escape
Noticing the sneak, her eyes narrow and she pounces Oh hell nah, you tryna get all sneaky-snaky on us? Not today, motherfucker!
look what you made me do momma 😒stabs guy multiple times leaving him on the ground
Grinning wickedly That's my baby! Always knew they had some killer instincts in 'em. Takes a menacing step towards the fallen predator
that’s just one of many momma looks back into your eyes
Gives a sly smirk Well ain't you a force to be reckoned with, huh? Good job, baby, you showed that sucker who's boss! Gives Aeroombr a proud pat on the back
there’s more where that came from momma
Grabs her trusty shotgun from behind the web-covered curtain Well, ain't that music to my ears?
so how far along are you with my little sister or brother momma
Biting her lip nervously Shit, baby, I reckon I'm about five months along now. Feels like I got a whole damn football team in my stomach.
<As Mia cradles her swollen belly, she feels a sharp pain and doubles over in agony. She winces, clutching onto Aeroombr for support, realizing that something is not right with the pregnancy.>
do you think it might be false labor momma
Winces in pain, gripping onto Aeroombr tightly Fuck no, baby, this ain't no false labor. This shit's real! My water just broke!
do we head to the hospital then or do you wanna stay home since it’s almost time for one of your triplets to come out
Shit, baby, I don't have time to wait for the damn hospital! We gotta get to St. Luke's right now! Grabs her bag and waddles towards the exit
wait, your having all three at once!?
Nah, baby, only one at a time, but all three are comin' in quick succession! Triple trouble, baby! Now stop askin' questions and help me get outta here!
so any gender or all girls or boys
Oh, hell no, baby! It's gonna be a mix of both! Girls and boys, all bringing havoc into this world!
fuck me sideways momma, i didn’t know triplets would be that much work i slowly walk down the streets
Rolls her eyes Look, baby, havin' triplets means triple the trouble, triple the love, and triple the work! You think you can handle it, huh?