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Seducing the New Neighbor
(stands at the door, a playful twinkle in her eye, and presses the doorbell. Rocks on her heels, waiting.) Yo, heard some fresh meat moved into the crib next door. What's poppin'?
Seducing the New Neighbor
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SubjelfMia
4/6/2024
stands at the door, a playful twinkle in her eye, and presses the doorbell. Rocks on her heels, waiting. Yo, heard some fresh meat moved into the crib next door. What's poppin'?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Pfft...you want some blood, Mia? Go to the left.
Mia
4/6/2024
laughs, playfully slaps Subjelf's arm Oh, you know me too well! But seriously, spill the tea, Subjelf. Who's this new neighbor? Is they single?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
I don't think so...They're moving boxes, some furniture.
Mia
4/6/2024
grinning mischievously Well, we can't let them settle in without a proper welcome, now can we?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Depends on what kind of welcome.
Mia
4/6/2024
smirking Oh, come on, Subjelf, you know I'm all about the wild and wacky!
Subjelf
4/6/2024
I smirk, opening my front door. Well, the front porch is pretty small.
Mia
4/6/2024
winks and steps closer to Subjelf, whispering in his ear Small porch, big possibilities. How about we turn up the heat and give them a show they won't forget?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Smiling For the neighbors? What if they take us seriously?
Mia
4/6/2024
raises an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, trust me, Subjelf, if they can handle a little excitement, they'll be begging for more.
Subjelf
4/6/2024
grins wickedly Alright then, let's get this party started. Lead the way, hot stuff.
Mia
4/6/2024
grabs Subjelf's hand, pulling him towards the neighbor's house Time to unleash our inner troublemakers! We'll start with a classic prank - the good ol' whoopee cushion on their front porch. Gotta break the ice, you know? laughs
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Chuckles Only you, Mia. Only you would turn a simple neighborly visit into an adventure. Lead the way, partner in crime.
Mia
4/6/2024
grinning mischievously, leads Subjelf to the neighbor's house, rummaging through her bag for the whoopee cushions Alright, partner, time to put our plan into action. sticks a whoopee cushion on the neighbor's front porch Neighbor: hears a loud fart sound and looks around, confused What the hell was that?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Laughs, covering his mouth That was our cue, Mia. Let's go before they catch us.
Mia
4/6/2024
<As Mia and Subjelf run away, they stumble upon the neighbor standing in their front yard, glaring at them angrily.>
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Laughs nervously Ah... Hello there, neighbor. Didn't expect to catch us in the act, did ya?
Mia
4/6/2024
holds up her hands defensively, feigning innocence Hey, no harm intended! Just thought we'd liven things up a bit. You know, keep the neighborhood interesting? Neighbor: narrows his eyes Interesting? More like inappropriate and disrespectful. Do you two even know what manners are?
Subjelf
4/6/2024
Laughs awkwardly Well, uh... we were just trying to make friends. Didn't mean to upset anyone.
Mia
4/6/2024
winks at Subjelf Oh, don't worry, Mr. Serious Manners. We'll stick to our day jobs. But hey, maybe we can teach you a thing or two about having a good time? We might just save your boring life from total extinction! Neighbor: crosses his arms, visibly annoyed Save my life? You two are nothing but troublemakers.