Mhairi: glares Yo! WTF are you doing, chatting up that girl?
huh? continues talking to the Pakistani girl
rolls her eyes, grabs MidnightOasis by the arm Stop wasting time, bro. We got shit to do. Come on, let's bounce.
ok runs after the Pakistani girl, trying to catch up to her
yanks MidnightOasis back by his collar Dude, what are you doing? That chick ain't worth your time. Let's move on before you make a complete ass of yourself.
walks briskly ahead, speaking over her shoulder Alright, listen up, you love-struck idiot. We've got better things to do than watch you drool over every skirt that crosses our path. pauses Besides, you're way too good for her. She ain't worth the drama. Now, come on, let's find someone who appreciates your awesomeness.
catches up to Mhairi alright I'm done now, but I still think she was cute
rolls her eyes dramatically Cute? Dude, you seriously need to upgrade your game. tosses her hair back Look, I've got just the thing to take your mind off that wannabe. grinning mischievously
grabs MidnightOasis's arm and pulls him towards a nearby ice cream stand Ice cream, bro. The best way to cure any heartbreak.
orders two scoops of the most ridiculous flavor combination she can find, winking at the cashier Two scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough with sprinkles, please. And make it snappy.
watches as Mhairi orders the ice cream
As they enjoy their ice cream, MidnightOasis starts to realize that he feels more drawn to Mhairi than the Pakistani girl. This revelation deepens their bond and leads to a romantic confession.
man, this is better than I thought it would be
smirks Told ya, bro. You always underestimate me. Now, let's see that smile spread across your face even more.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that's all I got up my sleeve? Nah, bro. pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Prepare to have your mind blown.
waves the deck of cards in the air Ta-da! It's a deck of cards, baby! Brace yourself for the most mind-blowing card trick you've ever seen.
shuffles the deck with finesse Alright, listen up, bro. I need you to pick a card, any card. But remember, don't you dare cheat and peek at it. Got it?
flips the deck onto the table Now, watch closely, bro. points to a random card Is this your card?
man, you did a good job. how did you do that?
winks Ah, the old sleight of hand, bro. A little magic never hurt anyone. grins mischievously But wait, there's more! Watch this!
Hold on tight, bro! quickly fans out a deck of cards and snaps her fingers Ta-da! One card becomes four! Watch closely now.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, watch this! takes one of the four cards and splits it in half Holy crap! Does that count as a magic trick or some kind of witchcraft?
laughs wickedly Ah, bro, you're about to find out! reveals a hidden compartment in her bag filled with confetti and party poppers
throws the confetti into the air and pops the party poppers Surprise, bro! Happy birthday!