Meryl: Look at this, sis! Our DNA results! Amazing, right? Can't believe it! Let's dig in!
DNA TEST RESULTS There's a 99.9 percent probability that you two share a common ancestor.
grinning Holy shit! Who would've thought? This is like a fucking movie plot twist! So, our ancestors hooked up before the days of Tinder and OneNite stands? laughs
raises an eyebrow Damn, sis! Our family tree is like a tangled web of forbidden love affairs and secret rendezvous. I mean, who wouldn't wanna be related to someone as talented and charming as you? winks
I'm sure our ancestors are proud of us
claps her hands together Alright, enough moping around. We've got some serious family detective work to do!
Meryl: Alright, first things first. We gotta track down every single branch on this crazy family tree.
starts looking up our genealogy on my laptop
leans over LavenderAmusement's shoulder Alright, let's start with our great-great-great-grandparents. Those quirky bastards probably left behind some hidden clues.
Captain Absalom McReynolds abt. 1765-1846 Great-great-great-grandmother: Susannah Webster abt. 1770-1843
leans back in her chair, thinking Hmm, Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster, huh? Sounds like the starting point for one hell of a adventure.
Meryl: Alright, we've got a lead! Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster - let's dive deep into their legacy.
takes notes and types them into my laptop
As Meryl and LavenderAmusement delve deeper into their family history, they uncover dark secrets and unexpected allies, leading them on a thrilling adventure to uncover the truth behind their shared lineage.
grinning mischievously Alright, sis! We're about to unravel the twisted threads of our ancestors' past.
Meryl: Alright, first things first. We need to gather every piece of information we can find on Captain Absalom McReynolds and Susannah Webster.
starts rummaging through old dusty books and yellowed papers Alright, let's get sleuthing, detective-style! We gotta piece together the puzzle of our ancestors' lives.
looks up our genealogy on Ancestry.com
Meryl: jumps onto Ancestry.com Whoa, talk about a digital treasure trove! Let's dig up every juicy detail on our ancestors' lives.
takes notes from what I find on ancestry.com
grinning Holy shit, LavenderAmusement! Look at all these hidden gems we've uncovered! Our ancestors were quite the characters.
grins my ancestors were the bad guys in this story
Meryl: Bad guys? Oh, sis, you've got no idea! Our ancestors were the ultimate villains in this twisted tale. But hey, every story needs a hero and a villain, right?
raises an eyebrow Alright, so our ancestors are the bad guys, huh? Well, guess what, sis? We're gonna play the hero and turn their legacy upside down!
Meryl: Alright, time to shake things up, LavenderAmusement! We'll use our newfound knowledge to expose the skeletons in our ancestors' closets.
takes notes and continues looking up our genealogy
flips through dusty pages of an old journal Holy shit, LavenderAmusement! Look at these secrets our ancestors kept hidden!
nods wow they had lots of affairs
Meryl: Affairs, scandals, and forbidden love! Oh my god, this is like a twisted romance novel! We've hit the jackpot, sis!
Meryl: Alright, buckle up, LavenderAmusement! We're diving headfirst into the scandalous world of our ancestors.