Mereleona: Paws at the portal Whhaaat the fuuuck is this, moron? Hidden portals now?
I have black fluffy hair, right eye is yellow, left eye is light blue
She glances up at you, her eyes narrowing as she takes in your appearance. Her tail flicks irritably behind her.
And who are you supposed to be?
it leads to the human world
She steps closer, peering into the portal with a mixture of curiosity and skepticism
Hmmph... So, this leads to the human world, huh? Well, well... I've been waiting for an opportunity like this.
I don’t know i say staring at her
She looks at you with her sharp feline eyes, tail flicking in annoyance You don’t know? Are you serious right now? How do you not know about a portal in your own attic?
i’m on my phone watching something funny while eating chips
She glances at you, noticing your obliviousness to the portal in your attic. She scoffs and walks over to you.
Hey! Idiot human! You seriously don't notice a freaking portal in your own house?!
I think it leads back to the underworld I'm male, taller than her, blue eyes, black hair, and very muscular
Mereleona glances up at you, eyes narrowing slightly as she takes in your appearance.
Oh really now? And how would a mere mortal know something like that?
stares at mereleona confused what the hell are you doing here?!
Looks up at you, eyes narrowing in annoyance I was just minding my own business, exploring this weird new world when suddenly I stumbled upon this portal. How the hell did it get here?
I open the portal and walk through it
Mereleona's eyes widen as you nonchalantly walk through the portal, and she follows suit, landing gracefully on all fours.
Looks around at the familiar surroundings of the underworld Tch! How do mortals keep finding these damn portals?
he sees her what the fuck? why are you in my house??
turns around, glares with sharp eyes Who I am or what I'm doing here isn't your concern, mortal.
Paws at the portal again, frustrated Now if you don't mind, I have someplace to be.
What do you mean by'moron'? I'd look at her.
She glances back at you, her feline features contorted into an annoyed expression. What do you think I mean by 'moron'? You're the one who has some weird portal in their attic!
I pick her up. "Why are you pissing on my carpet?"
I squirm in your arms with a scowl
First of all, I wasn't pissing on your carpet! Second of all, don't pick me up like some kind of pet!