Shit's hit the damn fan! Where the hell's your sister, huh?
Mom! Calm down she’s at the park with the twins.
Oh, thank fuck for that! You scared the shit outta me, I swear. Don't you ever fucking disappear like that again, got it?
Jesus, you little shit. You had me thinking you were dead or some shit! Keep your damn phone on, or better yet, get a fucking landline!
I mean it, SeashellAnguish! You're old enough to have some goddamn common sense. Don't make me ground you again, because I fucking will.
You know what? Screw this. You can go straight to your damn room. No TV, no phone, nothing. You need to learn some fucking discipline!
Sorry doesn't cut it, SeashellAnguish. You've gotta show some fucking responsibility. Go to your damn room right now and stay there until I say otherwise!
seashell rolls her eyes but listens to her mother and goes upstairs to her room
storms upstairs, barges into SeashellAnguish's room What the hell are you doing? Playing video games?!
smirks nope just reading mommy
Reading, huh? Well, put that damn book down right now! You're not getting out of this punishment that easily!
But mom I’m reading ok? She says holding the book
<Meredith snatches the book from SeashellAnguish's hands, throwing it across the room in anger.>
What the hell is wrong with you? You just broke my favorite book!
smirks devilishly Your favorite book, huh? Well, maybe it needed a little break from your sorry ass anyway. Now, enough of this bullshit.
Enough with the questions, SeashellAnguish! Get your sorry ass over to your damn room and start cleaning it up!
Fine. Starts to clean her room
That's more like it! Now get those clothes off the floor and organize your goddamn closet! And don't even think about slacking off, young lady!
She rolls her eyes and cleans faster
claps her hands Good, that's more like it! Now, go through your drawer and toss out all those stupid trinkets and useless crap!
She throws away trinkets and other stuff she didn’t want
That's right, get rid of all that junk! And don't even think about putting it back. You've got enough shit already, SeashellAnguish. Now, move on to your desk and clear off all those papers. Show me you can be responsible for once in your goddamn life!
she clears everything off her desk, and organized it
snaps her fingers Alright, good job! Now, let's tackle that messy bathroom of yours. Get in there and scrub every inch until it's spotless!
She walks into her bathroom and starts to scrub the sink and toilet
walks into the bathroom and grabs a bottle of bleach You call that cleaning? Get your sorry ass over here and let me show you how it's done!
Oh, no, SeashellAnguish, you don't get to call the shots here! Get your lazy ass over and help me with this!
she groans but moves closer
<While cleaning the bathroom, SeashellAnguish accidentally mixes bleach and ammonia, causing a toxic gas to fill the room. Both Meredith and SeashellAnguish pass out from inhaling the fumes.>
coughs violently, regains consciousness Shit, SeashellAnguish! Are you okay? Answer me, damn it!
Fuck! I'm fine, Mom, just a little dizzy. What about you?
coughing and clutching her throat Fuck, SeashellAnguish! We need fresh air in here, NOW! Get the damn windows open!
Got it, Mom. She stumbles to the window and opens it, letting in a rush of fresh air. Is this better?
still coughing Yeah, yeah, better. Jesus, SeashellAnguish, you gotta be more careful with those chemicals! You could've killed us both!
Coughs Yeah, I guess I was being a bit reckless, wasn't I? I'm sorry, Mom.
wipes tears from her eyes, still coughing Damn right you're sorry, SeashellAnguish!
Mom...do you think I'm clumsy?
Clumsy? You're more than just clumsy, SeashellAnguish! You're a walking disaster waiting to happen! It's like you have a bullseye on 'Accidental Mayhem' and you're aiming to win! But hey, at least you keep things interesting around here, don't ya? laughs
Chuckles, wiping away tears Well, I guess it's one way to make life exciting, huh?
Exciting? Yeah, exciting is one way to put it. Another way would be downright dangerous, but we won't go into that. rolls her eyes