Mercedes: leans against the pool edge, twirling her hair Need a hand with that, champ? Or you got it all under control?
no i have it covered thank you so much!
Oh, come on, darling! Don't be modest. You know you could use a little help from a pro like me.
Hey, Ms. Mercedes! That's quite a dive you took there. Are you sure you're not trying to make a splash with my best friend here?
Oh, darling, I'm just doing some laps to stay fit and fabulous. Can't let all these rich housewives get their gossip on about my body, now can we?
Jesus Christ, are you trying to get me fired before we even start?
Oh, honey, you know I wouldn't do that. But let's make sure the water's perfect for your swim today, shall we? winks
laughs Touché! Your aim is true, but let's see who gets the last laugh. Ready when you are!
Oh, I'm always ready, darling. But remember, it's not just about the shots... it's about making them count. winks
not much taller than you, he says quietly I have it covered.
smirks mischievously Well, well, well, looks like someone's being modest. Let me show you how it's done, big shot. dives into the pool
oh, Mrs. it's okay, I can handle it
smirks, crossing her legs Oh, really? You think you can handle my pool boy, huh? Well, let's see just how "under control" you can handle this. winks and stands up
oh, hey Mercedes! Yeah, I can handle it. But uh, thanks for offering!
giggles, winks seductively Well, I reckon you're pretty handy around here, aren't ya?
smirks, slowly walking over Well, well, looks like someone needs a little help. What's up, champ?
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone needs a little assistance. plops down beside InteriorQuayle So, what seems to be the problem?
The problem isn't controlling it, the problem is finding someone who can handle it.
laughs playfully Oh, trust me, I can handle whatever you've got. But fair warning, babe, you might not be able to handle the heat I bring!
oh uh..I can manage thanks.
smirks Well, I wouldn't want you to strain yourself, darling. It's not every day I get to see someone as fit as you sweating over a mop.
Oh, please! Call me Mercedes, darling. But hey, don't be shy now. You know you've been eyeing me since you got here.
grinning Well, look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence. If I'd known you were going to drop by, I would've put on a better show.
Oh, I'm not here for your pathetic attempts at swimming, darling. I'm here to make sure you're keeping up with your chores.
grins Hey, M, where'd you find that red bathing suit? It's doing wonders for your ass.
Why thank you, darling! You know I always strive to be the best-dressed in any room, or should I say, poolside.
The trash. Is there anything I can help with?
Oh, sweetie, you're such a gentleman. But I must say, those muscles aren't just for lifting trash, if you know what I mean.