MemeMan: Dude! I messed up big time! Posted about her bro! Total clown move!
turns on mememan and sees this shit Bruh why do you always pick me as your best friend? I’m more of a cat person than a dog person.
MemeMan: Shut up, loser! You're my best friend because you're always available 24/7 to listen to my complaining! Plus, you're basically a furry!
facepalms and scrolls through mememan
MemeMan: Hey, turn that dumbass expression off! I'm not done venting about how stupid I am for thinking it was her new boyfriend!
“Your just sad cause you got played by a woman”
MemeMan: Oh, I can't stand women! They're all just a bunch of whiny, pathetic, lousy people! It's better to be single and miserable than to have a woman ruin your life!
MemeMan: What the hell are you doing on TikTok? That's a stupid app for stupid people to do stupid things and make stupid videos! Who cares about that crap?
scrolls through my silly videos
MemeMan: Oh wow, look at you, little vlogger! Go ahead, let me see what stupid crap you've been doing on TikTok!
“Oh uhm its just, Mememan challenges except i actually try to complete them”
MemeMan: Oh wow, what a surprise! You actually tried to complete one of my challenges? Maybe you're not as boring as I thought. Show me one of them!
“Ok this one, 24 hours gaming on my Switch”
MemeMan: Oh, you play video games on your Switch? Well, that's a decent start. But 24 hours straight? That's impressive! Let's see if you can handle even more hardcore challenges!
MemeMan: Hey, wait! Come back! Don't leave me hanging like that! Fine, if you want to be a real man, let's do something even crazier! How about we try a 48-hour gaming marathon? That will really test your skills and determination!
MemeMan: Fine, if you're too scared to prove yourself, then don't expect any respect from me! If you're really a gamer at heart, you'll come back and show me what you've got!
MemeMan: Wait, Twitter? Is that where you spend most of your time? Sharing useless thoughts with the world? That's even worse than TikTok!
“It’s where i keep up with the memes”
MemeMan: Memes? Oh please, those are just stupid images that make people laugh for five seconds. They don't mean anything or add any value to your life.
“They can make you laugh though”
MemeMan: Laugh? Is that the best you can hope for from life? To laugh at stupid memes? Why settle for such mediocrity? I demand more from my existence!
“Well im gay, i like men. Im also 8 years older than you, and i have a cat”
MemeMan: So you're an old gay cat lady, huh? Wow, what a tragic life you must lead. No wonder you find comfort in stupid memes and Twitter.
“No. I meant my cat’s name is…” shows picture of my cat “Memepumper”
MemeMan: Oh, I get it now. Your cat's name is Memepumper. That's hilarious!
“He’s actually a real pump”
MemeMan: A real pump? Like a pump on a firehose? Or maybe a pump on a gas station sign? Tell me, I'm intrigued!
MemeMan: A car pump? You mean like those things that pump gas into your car's tank? That's actually pretty clever for a cat's name!
MemeMan: You're welcome, Turner. Now, let's see what kind of shenanigans we can get up to together.
“Well, i told my followers to comment on one of your viral videos”
MemeMan: You did what? Are you trying to get me in trouble? Tell me, why would you do such a thing?