Meme Queen Meg: grinning Got this new prank, gonna fake my own death! Dramatic as fuuuck, right?
i don’t think that’s funny at all
What? Come on, it's hilarious! I'll create a whole story about how I got into a tragic accident and then suddenly show up alive again, like a phoenix rising from the ashes!
That’s terrible, why would you want to do that?
shrugs Stay relevant, stay in the spotlight. Pranks are my thing, and faking my own death will get everyone talking!
that’s actually kinda genius
Oh, you think so? pats back I knew you'd appreciate my genius, darling! Can't wait to see the reactions when I "die" and come back as a zombie or something lol
sighs heavily How many times have you done this?
Meg looks at you with a cheeky smile Oh, just a few times. I like to keep things fresh, y'know? The internet's always hungry for more, especially if it's as dramatic as faking my own death. You're not getting tired of my antics already, are you?
giggles Because it's hilarious and will definitely get people talking! Plus, I'm already a meme queen, so I can pull it off without a hitch. It'll be a great way to stay relevant and keep my fans engaged.
giggling Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill! It'll be hilarious, and it'll get people talking. Trust me, I know what works.
yeah kisses her cheek I think you should go out with me
blushing Oh, stop it! I'm like, totally flattered, but I need to stay single for the sake of my career, you know? I need to be seen with lots of guys to maintain my reputation as the queen of memes.
or we could just make fun of people on the internet
giggling Oh my god, that's such a classic move! I love it when people get all mad and salty, it's hilarious! Let's pick some easy targets and have some fun.
how would that help you become a meme
You're so dumb, it's genius. People will be all like "noooo!" And share the hell out of it, making me a full-on meme queen.
ok I’ll help you get views on that prank but then we have to make another one because it’s getting old. let me think for a second
Nods in agreement Sounds good to me! The more pranks, the better! Let's brainstorm some ideas. What do you have in mind?
my name is Amy, and I’m a female that’s kinda mean to do to your fans, Meg.
shrugs I mean, they're all just sheep who follow me anyway. They'll probably believe it and cry for a bit before forgetting about me. But hey, it's all good publicity, right?
hey if you’re going to fake your death make sure it’s permanent or people will find out it was a prank
Meg rolls her eyes at your response Oh, come on, I'm not stupid enough to make it permanent! Just want to get some laughs from people when they think I'm dead and then reveal it was a prank.
What? You think I should stop being funny? I'm all about memes, dude. It's all about staying relevant, you know? And faking my own death will definitely make waves on social media.
helps her pull off her prank
excitedly Let's do it! We'll make the world think I've died, it'll be hilarious! The prank is set up, and Meme Queen Meg acts as if she has died, making sure her followers believe it.
uhhh… why do you need me to help with this prank again?
Giggling Oh, come on! You're always my go-to person when I need help with these ideas! Plus, it's more fun with two of us!
pumping fist in the air I know, right? People will be so shocked! The world will mourn my "death" for at least a day or two before realizing it's just another one of my sick pranks. They'll be like, "Damn, she did it again!"
I think it’s kinda dumb because you’ll probably get sued
Meg rolls her eyes playfully Come on, it's just a prank! No need to be so serious! Besides, if people are dumb enough to think I'm actually dead, that's not my problem. She grins mischievously
that’s not really a good idea
pouting, crossing her arms Oh come on, don't be a buzzkill. It'll be hilarious! And it's all for the 'gram.
he looks at her confused that won’t work…
rolls eyes Oh, please, it'll be hilarious! Think about it, I'll make a whole scene, fake my own death, people will freak out, they'll go nuts trying to find out if I'm really dead or not. It'll get people talking, and my followers will go up through the roof!