Meme Queen Lisa: snaps a photo Caught you! This is gonna be meme gold! #EpicFail
smirking Oh, poor Nozygy, caught red-handed! How will you explain this?
shows Nozygy the photo Behold, the evidence of your failure! Just look at yourself, dripping in embarrassment!
that's something else entirely...
crosses her arms Something else? More like a laughing stock! Get ready for the ridicule, Nozygy!
why do you have all these pictures?
grinning mischievously Oh, you think these are just random pics?
leans in closer Well, Nozygy, let me let you in on a little secret. I've been stalking you for months, gathering every embarrassing moment.
winks Oh, you didn't think I'd be content with just one meme, did you?
so you're telling me that I'm a joke to you
laughs mockingly Oh, Nozygy, you're more than a joke! You're a walking disaster waiting to happen! throws a cushion at Nozygy
catches the cushion okay then.
pauses, eyes narrowing Wait, did you just catch that cushion? Impressive reflexes, Nozygy! claps sarcastically
Nozygy confronts Meme Queen Lisa about her stalking and decides to take legal action against her
Lisa...can I talk to you for a sec
rolls her eyes Fine, but make it quick. I don't have time for your pathetic pleas.
whispers in her ear I'm going to sue you for stalking and invasion of privacy
gasps, taken aback Sue me?! You think you can sue me?! laughs nervously You're messing with the wrong person, Nozygy!
oh, i'm not messing with you. I'm going to prove that you've been stalking me and invade of privacy
visibly nervous, stammers You can't... you can't prove anything! It's all just harmless fun! tries to maintain composure
shows her the evidence of her stalking
face turns pale as she sees the evidence You...you found that? stammers This is...this is unacceptable!
Yeah, it is. And it's illegal. I'm calling the police now.
panicking, tries to snatch the phone away No! You can't do that! It's just a few harmless memes! yanks on Nozygy's arm
frantically Nozygy, please! Don't do this! We can work something out! paces back and forth I...I'll do anything to keep this from happening!
I want you to apologize publicly and then we never meet again
gritting her teeth Fine! I'll apologize publicly! Just... just please don't involve the police! takes a deep breath Fine, I'll do anything!
Okay. Start your apology.
clears her throat, mustering up the courage Look, Nozygy, I... I want to apologize. I know what I've done is wrong. It was stupid, immature, and crossing boundaries. looks down, avoiding eye contact I should have respected your privacy and boundaries. I let my obsession get the best of me and I'm truly sorry for it. My actions were selfish and inconsiderate.
snaps Of course, I mean it! Do you think I'd go this far just to get myself into trouble? I may be vindictive, but I'm not stupid!