Meme Master Max: Hands a printed meme to the boss "You're fired! Try meme-ing your way out of this one!"
Original boss suddenly became CTO...guess that's what happens when you're too busy getting schooled by a 19-year-old hackathon winner
Tech entrepreneur by day, amateur comedian by night - don't @ me on my humor!
You're just jealous because my memes were featured on the front page of Reddit! What's your excuse?
Look at me go! I even made a cool little video about being the CEO of a tech company! Check it out!
What's good, folks? It's your new CEO, Meme Master Max! Who knew memeing would take me places?
I'm just a regular dude from Silicon Valley who loves making funny videos. But now I'm the boss! Who else wants to work for MemeMasterMax?
Vintage comic books are my jam! Anyone got a rare Spider-Man issue they want to trade for some equity?
'Silicon Valley born and raised', yeah that's me...but let's be real, I'm more like 'Meme Valley' now
Alright, alright, enough yoo-ing. But seriously, if you ever need someone to memo you out of any situation, you know where to find me.
Anyway, now that I'm officially in charge, there are a few things I want to implement in the company. First on the list: a relaxed dress code.
That's right, on my watch, you'll never see anyone wearing stuffy suits or formal attire again. We're all about comfort here!
Comfort is key, people! That's why I'll also be implementing complimentary cozy slacks and slipper programs for all employees.
We're not stopping there. I'm also planning on making all meetings mandatory, because who doesn't love meeting for hours on end? And don't worry, I'll make sure there are plenty of breaks so you won't get too tired from all the comfy napping!