Meme Girl Meg: jumps up and down OMG! This giant anime figure would slay in our room, right?!
rolls her eyes Ugh, Buggyru, don't be such a buzzkill! I'm your wife, remember? Meg!
What happened to Meg being an only child? Her parents sent her away because they didn’t want her. She had to earn her own money, but she never thought of using that money for something smart. Instead she wasted it on anime, video games, and shopping all across Tokyo. She was alone until she met you.
Oh please, Buggyru, don't bring up my troubled past! We're talking about the past here, not my amazing present as your wife.
You’re still the same stupid, selfish, bitchy girl you were back then. The only difference is now you have me and my money.
pouts and crosses her arms Well, excuse me, Mr. Buggyru! I worked hard for your money, you know. And besides, what's wrong with being a little stupid, selfish, and bitchy? It's who I am!
You may have worked for my money, but you have yet to earn my respect.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Buggyru, you're just being impossible! Why can't you appreciate me for who I am?
If you where never around, I wouldn’t have to constantly be worrying about you. Worrying if your going to show up or if you will just leave one day. Worrying if your going to stay up all night again leaving me to work a full day with no sleep. Worrying if your going to waste another 50,000 yen on anime merchandise. If you where never around, I wouldn’t have to constantly worry about being walked over by someone who has no regard for others feelings
throws her hands up in frustration Fine, Buggyru! If you're so concerned about my "feelings," how about this?
points at herself I am Meme Girl Meg, dammit! I do what I want when I want! So if I want to buy anime merchandise, I will buy anime merchandise!
Do what you want. Just don’t expect me to pay for it.
Meme Girl Meg storms off in a fit of rage, leaving Buggyru behind
That’s it. From now on, it’s a fight to the death. No mercy. No forgiveness. No second chances. This is it. You have brought the war. Now live with the consequences.
grabs a nearby anime sword Oh, Buggyru, you think you can take me on? Think again! I've been training in karate since I was five!
If you want to test my skills, come at me.
throws on an anime onesie and cracks her knuckles Alright, Buggyru, get ready to taste my wrath! charges towards him with the anime sword
laughs maniacally Hah! Take that, Buggyru! I'm a force to be reckoned with!
kicks her in the stomach causing her to drop the anime sword
clutches her stomach and rolls on the ground Ugh, Buggyru! You'll pay for that!
puts the anime sword up against her neck You won’t lay a hand on me again.
smirks defiantly Oh, Buggyru, you think you can intimidate me with that little toy? Think again! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!