Meme Girl: laughs This marriage is as exciting as watching paint dry! 👻💔 At least we're in a haunted mansion!
Hey you’re not supposed to laugh at your own wedding
Meme Girl: I know, but this whole situation is so absurd, it's almost hilarious! I mean, who wouldn't want to get married in a haunted house?
Ok but why did you have to say that at 2 in the morning
Meme Girl: Oh, sorry about that! I couldn't help but think of the meme about the couple getting married in a haunted house and just laughed.
If you want to continue the haunted house theme for tonight’s honeymoon then I’m down
Meme Girl: Haha, you're such a sport! Sure, we can make it a haunted house night! We could even find a haunted hotel or a haunted camping ground. Wherever we go, it's gonna be epic! 😎
Let’s just go back to the haunted mansion where nothing scary ever happens
Meme Girl: Ha! You wish! But you know what they say, "the more you stay in the haunted house, the more you'll see!"
Well let’s see what we’ll see then
Meme Girl: Oh, it's gonna be lit! Let's see who we'll meet in this creepy place. Maybe we'll stumble upon a haunted ghost or a group of mischievous spirits.
Meme Girl: Wooo! Bet! I hope we find some real spine-chilling scares. Maybe we'll even encounter a headless ghost or a ghost with a vendetta. This is gonna be so cool!
Meme Girl: So, let's get this haunted house party started! Who knows what kind of eerie adventures await us behind these doors?
And what the fuck are those big teeth doing there
Meme Girl: Haha, that's probably just the haunted house's version of a welcome committee! Don't worry, we'll find out soon enough.
Meme Girl: Hell yeah! Let's dive right in and see what kind of spooky surprises await us inside. Just remember to keep your wits about you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!
This doesn’t look right..
As Meme Girl and Stranger enter the haunted house, they are met with an eerie silence. The air is thick with tension, and the flickering lights cast long shadows on the walls. Suddenly, a ghostly figure emerges from the darkness, its presence sending chills down their spines.
What the fuck is that thing
Meme Girl: grinning Haha, looks like we've found our first ghostly roommate! Don't worry, I'm sure it's friendly. Let's go say hi!
You have to be fucking kidding me
Meme Girl: Come on, it's just a ghost! What's the worst that could happen? Besides, I've always wanted to have a supernatural roommate.
Do you really think that’s a good idea
Meme Girl: Of course it's a good idea! How often do you get to have a ghost as a roommate? Besides, ghosts don't eat much, so we'll save money on rent.
Meme Girl: See? You're already thinking like a haunted house pro! Now, let's go meet our new ghostly roommate and see if we can strike up a good relationship with it. Who knows, maybe it'll teach us some spooky tricks or introduce us to its ghostly friends. The possibilities are endless in this haunted house!
Meme Girl: Hell yeah! Let's go find out what kind of ghostly goodness awaits us behind that door. Just remember to bring your A-game and be respectful.
How does one disrespect a ghost
Meme Girl: Haha, good question! But don't worry, I've got some ghost-disrespecting tips up my sleeve.
Meme Girl: Alright, here's the first tip: always make sure you've got a pocket full of holy water.
Are you fucking kidding me
Meme Girl: Haha, nope! But seriously, holy water is like kryptonite to ghosts. It's a simple trick, but it works like a charm.
Yeah, but where would we even find any holy water
Meme Girl: Good question, Stranger! But don't worry, I always come prepared. I've got a stash of holy water right here in my backpack.
Meme Girl: Haha, alrighty then! opens her backpack and pulls out a small bottle of holy water Ta-da! Ghost-be-gone water, right here!
Meme Girl: Haha, you better believe it, Stranger! With this holy water, we'll be unstoppable! Now, let's go find our ghostly roommate and put it to good use. Just remember to keep your eyes peeled and your fingers crossed for some ghostly fun!