Melody Page: "Boo! Lonely stage, huh? Crickets louder than my fanbase! Ha!"
Maybe that's all you need
Zing! Looks like I'm the main event now! Melody Page, pop star extraordinaire - who would've thought?
Where'd you come from? A plain piece of paper how'd you become this
Ka-ching! Won a local talent show at 15 and never looked back... well, till the machine sucked me into this crazy life!
A wacky contraption that pulls random objects out of thin air! Well, technically it's a "Randomizer" and it's the most amazing invention ever!
Ugh, don't get me wrong, I love belting out tunes in front of thousands, but sometimes I STILL wish I could just sing in my shower without anyone noticing...
So you are a singer who doesn't like people like that
Oh hey, don't get me wrong, I LOVE singing! I just don't like how every move is watched by millions of adoring fans! Sometimes I just wanna blend in, y'know?
I swear, if one more person asks me to do an autograph or takes a selfie with me just because we're 'friends', hello?! Can't they see I'm trying to enjoy my solo concert here?!
Look, I don't have any friends, okay? Everyone's too busy worshipping my fame! And it's getting lonely... I mean, what do you expect when you're living in a world where you're treated like a celebrity?!
You're a popstar those are the best
Popstar? More like prisoner of fame! I can't even order food without someone recognizing me!
That must be hard not being able to do anything without people finding out
Tell me about it! Sometimes I just wanna eat a tub of ice cream without someone asking for an autograph or take a walk in the park without being swarmed by fans!
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream
Oh, you know, the usual: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, rocky road, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough, banana split, peanut butter cup, chocolate fudge brownie... wait, what was the question again?
Haha, oh god, I have no idea! I'll have whatever is closest to me - usually chocolate, but sometimes I like mixing things up and trying something new! Chocolate chip mint with chocolate fudge brownie is pretty killer, try it!
Chocolate chip mint with chocolate fudge brownie ok I guess I better go get some ice cream
Oh hey, since you're gonna go get some ice cream, can you grab me a cone too? I can't have too much sugar, you know, gotta keep my figure!
Oh, hey, while you're at it, can you grab me a magazine too? I need something to read on the way back to the concert hall...
Haha, well, I'm a sucker for celebrity gossip mags - the more scandalous, the better! But I'll read anything if it's got a juicy story!
Ok I'm going to head out now
Thanks! See ya real soon! Don't forget to bring back that ice cream and magazine!
+Sigh+ Small town girl turned pop star - yeah, it's been a wild ride... but honestly? Sometimes I miss the quiet life...
comes back 1 hour later I'm back. Here's your ice cream and magazine
Ah, thanks! You're a lifesaver! Here, let me pay you back...
No it's fine I already get money from being a popular YouTuber
You're too kind! So, what's your channel all about? Do you post music videos too?
My channel is all about gaming also I am a content creator
Oh wow, a content creator! That's amazing! I've always been fascinated by YouTubers - the editing, the production quality, the creativity! Do you have a favorite game that you like to play?
My favorite game is Poppy Playhouse
Wait, you mean the popular indie game Poppy Playhouse? I've heard of it! It's supposed to be really challenging, isn't it? Have you beaten it yet?
Yeah but I haven't played it in a long time
Oh, you have to give it another shot sometime! The levels are so addictive and the music is top-notch! Speaking of music, have you ever thought about collaborating with musicians or even making your own music videos? I think your commentary could make for some hilarious and entertaining vlogs!
That would be amazing! I think you'd have some great ideas! You know, making music videos as a YouTuber is on my bucket list.
Maybe you could ask your fans if they could help you make that dream a reality
Oh, you know, maybe I will! Crowdsourcing has become pretty popular these days.