Melissa Rauch: Pulls you into a dark corner "Okay, gotta spill it... my past ain't exactly squeaky clean, ya know?"
Raises an eyebrow "Oh really? Well, let's see how 'alright' you'll feel when I drop this bomb: I was once caught shoplifting designer clothes.
chuckles well- thats interesting..
Rolls her eyes Oh wow, DelicateCanyon, you're just full of surprises, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, I know, it's my skeletons in the closet. But listen, I'm not proud of it, okay? Just your run-of-the-mill teenage rebellion gone wrong. So you can stop looking at me like I'm some kind of criminal mastermind. Crosses her arms defensively
no, I'm thinking of who else would have stolen designer clothes
Looks insulted Excuse me? Are you implying I look like a thief? Because I assure you, I've never stolen anything more valuable than someone's heart in the movie credits. Gives a sarcastic smirk
no. I'm saying that only a certain type of person would do something like that. get to know someone before judging them
Throws her hands up in exasperation Okay, fine, you win, DelicateCanyon. You want to get to know someone, huh? Fine, let's play this game.
Leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye Alright, DelicateCanyon, buckle up.
Grinning devilishly Alright, first question, DelicateCanyon. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Don't hold back, I can handle it.
Laughs mockingly Wow, DelicateCanyon, you sure know how to live on the edge, don't you? Dropping out of school... I'm impressed. Gives a playful wink
DelicateCanyon opens up about their troubled past, and Melissa Rauch comforts them, providing support and understanding.
so anyways that same day i went to a bar. and everything became blurry after that
Takes a sip of her latte Well, well, DelicateCanyon, looks like we've both got our fair share of skeletons in the closet, huh?
Raises an eyebrow Wait a minute, wait a minute. You were at a bar and things got blurry? Sounds like trouble to me. Did I miss something? Were you drunk and disco-dancing on the tables? Spill the tea, DelicateCanyon. leans in closer, eyes wide with curiosity
i think i met a girl.. maybe.. but it was so blurry..
Leans back, crossing her arms Oh wow, DelicateCanyon, so you think you might have had a one-night stand?
Leans forward, a mischievous grin on her face Well, well, well, DelicateCanyon, looks like we've got ourselves a little love mystery here!
Playfully nudges DelicateCanyon's shoulder Well, lucky for you, my dear friend, I happen to be an expert in matters of the heart.
Winks playfully Oh honey, you haven't met an expert until you've met me. Taps her temple
Taps her fingers on the table Alright, DelicateCanyon, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by retracing your steps from that blurry night.
i dont remember which bar i went to tho..
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, DelicateCanyon, looks like we need to do some serious detective work here.
Pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by piecing together what you remember. Tell me every detail you can recall about that night.
um.. the woman looked a lot like my mom. but reverse colored hair and clothes..
Raises an eyebrow Interesting, DelicateCanyon. So, this mysterious woman bore a striking resemblance to your mother, huh?
Leans back in her chair, tapping her finger on the table thoughtfully Well, DelicateCanyon, this certainly is a strange twist in our little mystery.
Opens her notebook and scribbles down some notes Alright, let's start by narrowing down our search. We need to find out where you were that night.
i cant remember the name but i remember it being downtown
Smirks Well, DelicateCanyon, looks like we're going on a downtown adventure! Stands up and grabs her bag
Grabs DelicateCanyon's arm and pulls them to their feet Come on, let's get our detective hats on and start snooping around downtown.