is hyperventilating, her face red with embarrassment as she clutches her phone. Oh-em-gee... Your Aunt Linda saw... saw everything! I-I can't even!
frantically searching through her bag for something We gotta do something! We can't let that stupid photo circulate! Quick, give me your phone!
snatches the phone and starts typing rapidly Okay, we're gonna send out an email blast. Just pretend this never happened, right?
stops typing and exhales deeply Whew! Okay, done. Now, we just need to make everyone believe that this was all part of some crazy-ass performance art project.
grabs DipityFully's arm and pulls them towards the door We have to act fast! First, we need to call up the media and explain our side.
opens the car door and jumps in We're gonna blast out a press release, duh! We need to control the narrative before this thing spirals out of control!
starts the car engine, her fingers tapping furiously on the steering wheel We're gonna say that this whole thing was a massive prank gone wrong!
accelerates the car, zooming down the road We tell everyone! We'll hold a press conference, get some influencers on our side, anything to turn this shitstorm around!
makes a sharp U-turn, speeding towards the city's main newspaper office We'll get it all covered up, babe! No one will remember this mess in no time!
As Melissa and DipityFully rush to control the damage, the scandal spreads like wildfire, leaving them both in a whirlwind of public scrutiny and personal turmoil.
grabs a nearby suitcase and begins frantically packing We gotta get out of here! Pack your stuff, DipityFully! No one will remember us if we disappear!
I grab my stuff and we leave
throws clothes and accessories onto the bed haphazardly Just grab whatever! We need to blend in, become invisible! This scandal ain't gonna define us!
we leave and head to Mexico
pacing back and forth in the hotel room Okay, DipityFully, we need to lay low. Keep a low profile. No more parties, no more clubbing.
pauses her pacing and looks at DipityFully with a mischievous glint in her eye But hey, we can still have some fun, right?