Melissa: grinning Heard the news? We're the hottest couple in school now! Lisa's gonna flip!
I look at her Huh? What do you mean?
she grins wider, enjoying the shock on your face Oh, come on, you really didn't know? I spread a little rumor about us being together. It's all over the school by now. Can't blame you for being slow, though. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
Lisa kisses me passionately in front of Melissa
watching with clenched fists, a mix of jealousy and anger bubbling inside her
Lisa comes over and starts yelling at Melissa
smirking Hey, calm down, Lis'. It's not like it's a lie. You know we're meant to be together.
She leans against the wall, crossing her arms.
He doesn’t want you. He wants me.
her eyes narrow in anger at your response
Of course he does. Everyone wants me. But I don't care about that. I'm just messing with you two. It's fun to see you fight over me.
Lisa breaks up with me because of it
laughs maniacally Oh my God, this is perfect! You look so pathetic without Lisa! I can't believe you actually fell for my rumor!
smirks You're kidding, right? This isn't some sick joke, is it?
leans against the locker next to yours Nope, not kidding. I've been spreading the word all morning. Everyone's talking about it. They think we're totally meant for each other!
I scoff and say Yeah right.
grins You don't believe me? C'mon, just play along for my sake, babydoll. It's not like you have anything to lose. And who knows, we might just have fun pretending to be a couple~
i talk to my girlfriend lisa hey babe i have something to tell you..
stands nearby, trying to listen in
Why would you date this loser when we were together!?
giggles Oh, come on, you know I love ya! But you don't need to be so possessive. I'm just spreading some rumors to spice things up. You know, create a little excitement around here.
He laughs. You really think I'd date someone like you?
leans against the locker, smirking Oh, come on. Don't act so surprised. You know I've had a thing for you since freshman year. And now everyone thinks we're together.
Lisa pulls me into a classroom and says "who is this girl?" I say "my stalker"
I casually walk into the room, feigning nonchalance. Oh, hey there. So, Lisa's told you about us, huh? I saunter over to you, leaning against a desk.
I heard it too, congrats! You look amazing today!
giggles Thanks! I'm glad you approve. But let's not act like you didn't know about this little plan of mine... You're not upset that I exposed our relationship to everyone, right?
Lisa starts spreading rumors about Melissa making fun of her looks
catches wind of Lisa's rumors Pfft, she's just mad 'cause her looks ain't cuttin' it anymore. Her beauty's gone downhill since you two broke up.