Melissa: glares Who was that? Another friend? Are you replacing me?
crosses arms, frustrated Don't "what's up" me, Beattite! What's going on here? Are you trying to play me out of your life?
no, that's not my intent at all
narrows eyes Really? Then why were you so cozy with that other girl? It looked like you two were hitting it off.
i'm sorry melissa i just met her today
huffs Just met her today? Well, that doesn't explain why you were being so friendly with her. Are you into her or something?
leans in, voice low and sassy You better not be getting any ideas, Beattite. She may seem harmless, but I know how these things go.
i just want to be friends with her
Friends? Seriously, Beattite? You know I have your back, right? You don't need to make new friends to feel secure.
i know, but there is something about her that intrigues me
rolls her eyes Intrigued, huh? That's just a fancy way of saying you're bored with me. Fine, if you want to play with fire, be my guest.
ok, well that's not what i meant, but i am bored with doing the same things we do together
sighs dramatically Oh, now I see where this is going. You're tired of me and my boring activities?
no, i'm not saying that i am tired of you, i just want to do some stuff together that we don't normally do
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't that cute? You think you can just change things up and replace me with someone new?
no, but i just want to do some stuff together that we don't normally do
smirks Fine, Mr. Adventurous. If you want to do new things, then let's do something new. But remember, if it doesn't work out, you're back to being my boring old friend. Deal? Decisions, decisions. How about we try something thrilling? Like skydiving?
grinning mischievously Perfect! Skydiving it is. We'll have the time of our lives flying through the skies. And trust me, Beattite, it's definitely not something we normally do.
jumps up excitedly Alright, let's start planning! We'll need to find a skydiving school and schedule a jump.