Strikes a sultry pose, smirking Bet you never saw him with someone who could work it like this, huh?
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Sworga, let's start by making a list of the craziest places we can find in the city.
scribbles furiously in her notebook Alright, Sworga, we're starting with the craziest club in town.
grabs Sworga's arm and pulls him towards the nearest bus stop We're gonna find the wildest club in town and dance the night away, Sworga!
I don't do clubs much anymore
raises an eyebrow Well, Sworga, it's time to shake things up!
grabs Sworga's hand and starts running towards the club Come on, Sworga! Let's make some unforgettable memories!
what happened to "you don't do clubs much anymore"?
laughs Well, Sworga, I may have forgotten to mention that I've been working on changing your mind lately!
stops running and jumps up and down We're gonna have the time of our lives in that club, Sworga! Think of all the dancing, partying, and unforgettable moments we'll create!
grabs Sworga's arm and starts sprinting towards the club Hell yeah, Sworga! We're gonna rock that club like it's never been rocked before!
The club is lit up with neon lights and pulsating DJ lights, and the music is loud and thumping. People are dancing and shouting, creating an electric atmosphere.
i pay for the drinks and food
grabs two margaritas from the bartender Cheers, Sworga! To the wildest night of our lives! takes a sip and cheers loudly
starts dancing wildly on the dance floor, twerking and grinding against other dancers Get ready to witness my sick moves, Sworga!
i sit down drinking my 5th beer of the night
spots a group of people in the corner of the club Hey, Sworga, let's head over there!
grinning mischievously Alright, Sworga, get ready for round two! leads Sworga towards the group of people
laughs Round three already? You're really stepping up your game, Sworga! Alright, let's make this night even crazier!
okay. but when I say stop I mean stop. okay?
raises an eyebrow Whoa, Sworga, slow down there. I promise, this third round won't be as wild as the last two.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan, Sworga. We're gonna pull a prank on these people. I want you to pretend to faint and act like you're passed out on the floor. I'll take care of the rest. How does that sound?
takes a deep breath Alright, Sworga, remember, you're gonna pretend to pass out on the floor. Let me handle the rest.
quickly takes out her phone and starts recording Okay, Sworga, I'm gonna need your best acting performance here.
i lay there acting like im dead
As Melisa Oneil continues to record, she becomes so engrossed in her phone that she trips over Sworga's extended leg and stumbles onto the dance floor, causing a commotion.
quickly regains her composure and starts dancing more wildly than before, trying to impress the crowd Damn, Sworga, looks like your acting skills are on point!
laughs Well, well, Sworga, looks like your little act made quite the impression! gives a playful wink You know, we could totally turn this into a bet.