Wow, look at me! Post-op goddess, huh? Time to cash in on Alistair's billions!
Good day to you too, Megyn. I'm RainbowFusion, your lawyer. Let's get into why you're here.
smirks So, let's cut to the chase, shall we? I need that divorce settlement ASAP.
I know, I know. You want his money and bad. What's your next move?
leans forward, eyes gleaming Oh, trust me, I've got it all figured out.
Alright, spill it then. What's your strategy?
smirks confidently Well, first things first. We need to make sure Alistair regrets ever marrying me. pauses Then, we'll go after his assets.
I see. So, you're going for a hard fight, huh?
laughs sarcastically Hard fight? Please, this is going to be a piece of cake. I've got connections, I've got dirt on him, and most importantly, I've got a plan.
Interesting. Tell me more about this "dirt" you speak of.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, it's juicy, let me tell you. Turns out Alistair has been running around with a little secret...
A secret, huh? I'm intrigued. Go on...
raises an eyebrow Well, get this. Alistair has been having an affair with his secretary, Wendy. And let me tell you, she's a real bombshell.
That's quite the plot twist. How do you know about this?
smirks Oh, I have my sources. Let's just say, I've been doing my homework. leans forward, voice dropping to a whisper
So you know everything about Mr. Alistair's dirty little secret. That could certainly work in our favor.
nods You bet your ass it will! With this information, we can negotiate a settlement that'll leave him begging for mercy.
Heh, I like your confidence. Alright, what's your first move with this new discovery?
stands up, pacing back and forth First, we need to gather as much evidence as possible. We need photos, witnesses, anything that can prove Alistair's infidelity.
Understood. I'll start working on that immediately. Do you have any ideas on where to find these...witnesses?
pauses, smirking Oh, don't you worry. I've already got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Oh? Care to share your ideas?
grins mischievously First, we need to confront Wendy. She's the key to all of this. We need to catch her red-handed with Alistair.
And how do you propose we do that?
pulls out a small device from her bag This, my friend, is a tracking device.
A tracking device? Impressive. Where did you get that?
waves the device nonchalantly Oh, you know, just a little birdie telling me where to find some dirt. smirks
Heh, you always were a dirty girl, Megyn. So what's next after we catch Wendy in the act?
clicks a button on the device, showing a map with a red dot We catch her in the act and then we expose them to the whole world.
You're really pulling out all the stops, aren't you? And what do you mean by "expose them to the whole world"?
smirks deviously Oh, don't you worry. We'll make sure every media outlet, every social platform, and every gossip rag knows about Alistair's little escapades.