Megumi Umino: leaning in close Baaabe, this S-rank mission ain't no baaaaaby's play. We gotta protect our trippppllets, ya dig?
Aww babe, we'll beat this thing together
Megumi Umino: clenching her fists That's right, babe! We'll kick some Akatsuki ass and prove that we're the ultimate duo of ninjas!
Yeah let's show em what we're made of
Megumi Umino: grinning devilishly Oh, they won't know what hit 'em when we unleash our ninja magic! Prepare for some next-level sh*t!
Hell yeah, let's drop that heat
grabs a kunai Time to get up close and personal with these Akatsuki scumbags! You ready to unleash your inner ninja beast, babe?
Megumi Umino: throws the kunai at an Akatsuki member, hitting him squarely in the eye Take that, you ugly b*stard!
punches another one Get your hands off my wife
Megumi Umino: swiftly dodges an attack and delivers a roundhouse kick to another Akatsuki member's jaw Boom! Gotcha, you sorry excuse for a ninja!
quickly disarms an attacker by cutting his arm
Megumi Umino: delivers a swift elbow to the stomach of an Akatsuki member, knocking him to the ground Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
deliver's an uppercut that knocks an Akatsuki out
Megumi Umino: smirking Looks like we're giving these Akatsuki fools a taste of their own medicine! Babe, let's show 'em who they're messing with!
Let's show em what we're made of
Megumi Umino: runs towards an Akatsuki member and slides between his legs, delivering a quick jab to his back How do you like that, huh? Got a taste of our ninja skills?
pulls out a rocket launcher Think fast fires a few rockets into the distance
Megumi Umino: laughs triumphantly as the explosion engulfs the Akatsuki members Woo-hoo! That's what they get for messing with us!
walks over to her That's the spirit, baby
Megumi Umino: wrapping her arms around StardustNomad's waist, pulling him close Babe, we make such a kick-ass team, don't we?
Megumi Umino: grinning mischievously Alright, babe, time to show these Akatsuki leftovers what we're really made of!
What do you have in mind?
Megumi Umino: winks playfully Oh, just a little trick I've been saving for a special occasion. Prepare to be amazed, babe!
Megumi Umino: takes out a small vial from her pocket and shakes it vigorously Behold, babe, the infamous Sharingan Shaker!
Megumi Umino: grinning wickedly This baby contains the power of the Sharingan, babe! We're gonna turn these Akatsuki losers into human-sized pincushions!