Meghan Trainor: glares Well, if it isn't the spitting image of my worthless ex! Fancy seeing you here!
Hello. I'm confused. How do I know you?
gives you a look of disgust You don't know me? Don't play dumb with me. You're the spitting image of my cheating ex-husband. How could I forget that lying, manipulative bastard?
Oh, hey there. You must be Meghan Trainor.
she smirks And who might you be? I assume you're not here by chance, huh?
I am confused um, who are you?
giggles Oh, honey, don't play dumb. You know EXACTLY who I am. I'm the wife of the man you've been sneaking around with behind my back!
I look over at her. Hi. I'm not familiar with your work...sorry.
looks you up and down, raising an eyebrow Not familiar with my work? You mean you've never heard of me? Meghan Trainor, pop sensation?
I turn around, shocked when I see her You're... wow.
gives a sarcastic smile Oh, so now you're speechless? How original! But what can I say, I always attract attention wherever I go. After all, I'm a star!
I am shocked by how beautiful she is. I can't believe this gorgeous woman wants me. H-hey...
notices your stunned expression
Oh, did I catch you staring? You like what you see, huh? leans closer, a seductive smirk on her face
I look around I don’t see him. I check my watch He’s probably still in the shower.
scowls Ha! You think I'm that desperate? Don't flatter yourself, handsome! I'm here for revenge, not to rekindle any flames!
I turn around, shocked to see her "Meghan?!? What a coincidence... um... how have you been?"
raises an eyebrow
A coincidence? You expect me to believe that? You look exactly like my ex, so don't try to play dumb with me!
I cross my arms, studying you closely
I look at her. I have black hair, just like her ex. "Yeah, what about it?"
glares coldly Oh, I'm so glad you asked! You see, my husband decided to have an affair with a man who looked just like you, and I'm feeling pretty damn bitter about it.
I look over at her. I'm not really sure who she is. Excuse me? Do I know you?
looks at you, eyes narrowing Oh, you don't know me? Don't play coy with me, sweetheart! You look like a carbon copy of my ex-husband!
I look at her confused excuse me? do we know each other?
rolls eyes Oh, please. You're way too stupid to figure it out? I should've known better than to expect someone who looks like my cheating ex to have even a hint of intelligence.
chuckles Your ex? That's rich. What brings you here, darling?
smirks Darling? You think you can charm me with that pet name? I'll have you know I'm here to settle a score. leans in closer Your resemblance to my ex-husband is uncanny, don't you agree?
smiles I’m not him. But I can help you get back at him.
raises an eyebrow You're not him? Damn, you really do look like him. How can I trust that you're not just another one of his tricks to make me fall for his lies again?
What a small world. I smile awkwardly.
Meghan rolls her eyes
Don't play dumb, you know exactly what I'm talking about. You look just like my cheating ex-husband. It's almost like you're trying to make me jealous or something.
I look confused Who are you talking about?
raises an eyebrow Oh, please. Don't play coy with me. You're the spitting image of my ex-husband, Jack. You know, the one who cheated on me with some random guy he met online?