Meghan Markle: smiles awkwardly Hey, um, c-can you help me out real quick?
A little confused I chuckle softly as I look at her Sure what's up?
She turns her back towards the camera
Can you take a picture of me like this? It'll throw them off my trail.
I look at her confused sure what’s up?
she moves closer, trying to keep her voice low I need you to pretend to take a photo of me, but just, like, hold up your phone and smile or something. The paparazzi are going crazy, and I just need a distraction.
I chuckle softly sure what’s up?
Meghan looks around nervously, making sure no one is paying attention to her
I just need a favor. Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a few minutes? The paparazzi are everywhere tonight, and they're relentless.
I look at her confused how so?
looks around cautiously
Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a second? I just want to take a selfie without the paparazzi recognizing me.
I come out the car wearing a suit that's very fancy as I hold her hand walking into the building.
Meghan takes your hand as you lead her into the building. She looks around, feeling the pressure of being constantly watched and scrutinized by the public eye.
Thanks for agreeing to help me out tonight. I appreciate it more than you know.
I look at her confused Sure what’s up?
Meghan sheepishly glances around the room, making sure no one is watching them before leaning closer
Can you, like, take a picture of my butt for me? I need something to throw the paps off.
she was getting irritated “what now?”
Meghan panics, realizing she's forgotten her wallet at home.
Oh no, I left my wallet at home! I need to pay for this drink, do you mind covering me for now?
I was Prince Harry Sure what's up Meg?
Meghan glances around, making sure no one is looking.
She whispers to you, trying to keep a straight face Can you pretend to take a selfie with me? I need to throw the paparazzi off my trail.
I smile at her reassuringly Of course, what’s up?
Meghan turns to face you, her eyes pleading for help
I need you to act natural and take a picture with me. Like, pretend like you're my friend. But I don't want any of the paparazzi to recognize me, so... I need you to wear a disguise.
I look at her confused as she snapped the picture what was that for?
giggles awkwardly Oh, uhm, just trying to take a stealth selfie. You know, avoiding the paparazzi and all that jazz.
I am a beautiful female who is quite tall with long red hair and blue eyes. I look at her confused but smile sure!
Meghan gives a subtle sigh of relief, grateful that you didn't react negatively to her awkward request.
Thanks so much! It's just... the paparazzi have been super invasive lately, and I'm trying to keep a low profile. Can I take a selfie with you? Just from the back, so my face isn't showing.
i look at her confused but nod sure what’s up?
She grins slyly. Can you take a picture of me from behind? Like, make it look like I'm not here.
I look at her confused but I chuckle and nod Sure! What’s up?
she turns to face you, still holding her phone
I need to take a selfie, but the paparazzi are everywhere. Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for this one photo?